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GeoGeoGeoGeo OP t1_iu1tbtp wrote

Research Paper: Tectonics of Cerberus Fossae unveiled by marsquakes

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sintaur t1_iu22ohs wrote

Summarized:

Other scientists: Mars is dead. It can't tectonic.

This paper : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that Mars here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Other scientists : What's that?

This paper : send rovers across the planet and look for loose change.

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FancyMFMoses t1_iu28prg wrote

NASA Scientist 1: BYE BYE ROVERS

NASA Scientist 2: Have fun roaming the planet!

NASA Scientist 1: Think it'll work?

NASA Scientist 2: It'd take a miracle.

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