RadBadTad t1_jdwk1mt wrote
So do I have to go into the woods to find them myself? or what
SmoothBrainSavant t1_jdwmtb8 wrote
Gameplan:
- go into the woods.
- find and eat wild berries.
- fight locals bears to defend secret berry patch.
- Get shredded one way or another.
- ???
- profit.
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SuperNovaEmber t1_jdx2y9x wrote
You can also end a paragraph with a double space, which combined with a single return adds a line break.
SmoothBrainSavant t1_jdxag29 wrote
Ooooooooooo thx!!!
electro1ight t1_jdx2bbm wrote
#4 haha whattt
Sfger t1_jdxa2j2 wrote
To shreds you say?
lilrabbitfoofoo t1_jdx9qow wrote
2a) sprinkle cocaine to attract cocaine bears for defense.
- sprinkle cocaine nearby to distract cocaine bears when harvesting berries.
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8urnMeTwice t1_jdx3rk9 wrote
Just look for the nearest fruit rave and pick out the blueberries that really know how to get loose. Thems the wild ones…
mime454 t1_jdxq1hd wrote
They sell wild blueberries at most grocery stores. Slightly more expensive than “organic” blueberries that are farmed, but not prohibitively more expensive. I already eat 1 cup of them per day because of how many wild blueberry studies have been funded. Get them from the frozen section because freezing the berries first makes the antioxidant compounds more bioavailable.
FireteamAccount t1_jdy9acx wrote
The best part about this is you are financing the lives of people who are obviously smarter than you.
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