Honestly, I can't remember, and been racking my brain since I first posted. It was about 8 or 9 years ago by now and will probably come to me when I least expect it. The one parody line that still sticks with me is "The South Butt" that got snuffed out by The North Face. From what I remember about that one is they gave him an out through a settlement, but the dude almost immediately violated that settlement agreement and got burned...