All I want for Christmas is a table saw and a drill press and a router with a bit set and some new files and wet/dry sandpaper and a laser level and a measuring tape and a t-square and some clamps and a plane and a pocket-hole jig and and a reciprocating saw and a jig saw and a hand saw and a chain saw and leaf blower and a shop vac and big rake and long hose and a wheel barrow and a rain barrel and a 5-gallon bucket and an outdoor broom and a huge tarp and contractor garbage bags and a hoe and a tiller and a fence-post digger and a lawn mower and weed Wacker and a truck trailer and a truck and a back hoe and an Rv and a rental home and a vacation yurt air bnb business and a majority stake holder position in a successful Fortune 500 company and a private jet and political influence and a private island and a diamond-dusted gold-leaf encrusted $5000 grilled cheese sandwich. And some egg nog.