I went lookin’ for chickens on dickens and found slim pickens for chickens, but I rickin’ this chicken that’s kickin’ on Dickens is fixin’ to be finger lickin’, or else to sicken and yella a fella with the ol’ salmonella, but ya never can tella fella sickened by chicken that a spare ham on Parham is worth two chickens on dickens; but it’s scary to carry that far a ham from Parham to Cary, so the rich folks on Monument, of course they can buy or rent, broad backed men to carry their ham from Parham to Cary or to carefully inspect with studied respect their chickens from Dickens that might otherwise infect their family so moneyed, who ought rather have ham honeyed than poultry with blight. Yeah it’s all right if you got Monument cash. Otherwise you’re like me. Powhite.