That article reads like a drunk frat bro cornered you at a party to tell you where to get the “sickest pours” in town.

Sarcasm perhaps.

Sounds about right and it feels very Buzzfeed-y

I mean, are they wrong

richmond cops are pretty notorious for not giving a fuck about drunk driving anyway. be careful in the counties, tho

Think that was supposed to be tongue and cheek.

Tongue in cheek

I would hope so, but I know far too many people who believe it's their God-Given Right as an American to drive blackout drunk.

I guess I’d rather them point out the plethora of pedestrians as a reason to ‘be careful’

After the latest roofie crime, hope everyone pays attention to their pours.

I’m not prone to pearl clutching — or teetotaling for that matter — but the article’s in extremely poor taste.

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Tongue or cheek

It’s an article in a magazine about Richmond, who fucking cares?

They edited the drunk driving joke.

And those are the people I don't feel sorry for when they wrap their car around a tree. They're why I think DUI should be a Felony.

Unless you're near VCU

Absolutely. And drunk driving combined with a fatal crash should be automatic voluntary manslaughter.

When you lose people to drunk driving, it absolutely does matter. Drunk driving impacts more than just the driver, and joking about it is not funny. I’m not sure though that it even was a joke.

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Chiocca’s lives to see another day of being my neighborhood dive that never gets crowded

Yet it still implies that the reason you shouldn't drive drunk is simply because of the cops. That dude is a D-bag.

Which cheeks?

"For the rest of us, don’t drive drunk down through Shockoe Bottom — cop central!"

Not sure that's really better

Tonguing Cheek

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They use the term magazine loosely.. if I had a trust fund, I could also print out my Instagram feed on nice glossy paper once in awhile lol