I Forgive You

Submitted by imnotthatwasted t3_11emnm0 in rva

To the asshole driver honking because I didn't pull out fast enough onto Walmsley, I forgive you because I know you have a small pee pee, and it wasn't worth it to throw my car in park and give you a reaction. Hope you have the day you deserve.

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nilmergreeb t1_jaeyryo wrote

Whatever. Get off your phone.

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imnotthatwasted OP t1_jaf02ep wrote

Who drives while being on the phone? I posted this when I got back home.

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JeffRVA t1_jaf1d21 wrote

I think they’re implying that you were sitting at the light on your phone and not paying attention when the light turned green.

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imnotthatwasted OP t1_jaf1pfu wrote

I certainly was not. I was looking both directions for my opportunity to pull out, as it's very hard to do this time of day.

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Mikey6304 t1_jaf1205 wrote

Then what is your excuse for sitting parked at a green light until someone honked at you?

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big-heck-nah t1_jaew861 wrote

Cool use of body shaming

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ZephyrInfernum t1_jaf4vf6 wrote

That's not body shaming. It'd be different if they were commenting on their weight or a visible attribute. The pee pee in reference is (hopefully) in the driver's pants and OP couldn't possibly know what their pee pee actually looks like.

They're implying they have small dick energy, which describes a behavioral typology more than the actual size of a person's genitals. No one in this thread seems to think the honking driver could possibly be an impatient road ranger honking prematurely be cause OP didn't just kiss two fingers and look to their God before just sending it right into incoming traffic yelling, "YOLO!".

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upearlyRVA t1_jaf3zrb wrote

Lots of assuming.....

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WontArnett t1_jaf0dxg wrote

Yeah, those people suck!

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imnotthatwasted OP t1_jaf1jti wrote

Only commenting because people are so aggressive, it's really not that serious.

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WontArnett t1_jaf3r0t wrote

I’m trying to support you here, just take it.

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