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jeb_hoge t1_j9kw57h wrote

This looks like it was written by AI.

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foxypucc11 t1_j9l5gl8 wrote

Is mocha vodka xanax a new hardywood variant? I cant keep up with the new beers in town

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wayoutwest85 t1_j9lbnmd wrote

Being from Atlanta, the 5 years I spent in NOVA was some of the worst years of my life. People with zero personality, and this weird aggressive form of snobbery from some really ugly people (inside and out.) I was very disappointed to hear that they’ve been coming down here, jacking up the rent, stand offish or stonewalling behavior. The attitude is in the air and it’s killing the southern hospitality vibe.

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cosmic_filth t1_j9zif1t wrote

You just described what it was like growing up in short pump

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Detlionsfan1188 t1_j9ms7wy wrote

Should be legal to punch a nova resident in the face with that attitude and have nothing charges with. Those nova ugly snobby stuck up no personality horribly maintained people need to be legally punched in the face for having that kind of attitude. Leave that stuck up your butt attitude in nova before you bring yourself down here nova crowd. This is rva not nova so keep your crappy attitude in that dump and bring a new you down here please and thank you.

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link_n_bio OP t1_j9la2ua wrote

For the dimwitted in the crowd this is a JOKE about how this city is being turned into a toilet suburb of NOVA

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SparkJaa t1_j9l5h9f wrote

Add two shots of espresso to that oat milk mocha vodka Xanax latte, and I'm in.

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WontArnett t1_j9l9djr wrote

“$1,800 dollars for rent”, like that’s cheap?

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wayoutwest85 t1_j9o6kya wrote

That’s what I was paying in Alexandra. The amenities were angry neighbors, German cockroaches and an aggressive door with a broken pnuematic closer. The door slammed close on my dogs tail, and we had to get it partially amputated.

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link_n_bio OP t1_j9l9u7a wrote

No like that extremely expensive for a 1 bedroom and is the norm in the city now....

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WontArnett t1_j9lisqp wrote

I’m responding to the title of the article.

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Sextiplegic_Vishnu t1_j9mv6ql wrote

It's a joke on the level of 'amenities' that the city now provides, kind of like look we have it all here, even high rent!

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WontArnett t1_j9mwjic wrote

It’s a terrible joke, considering the whole country is similarly expensive.

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Charlesinrichmond t1_j9me92o wrote

not true. See the innumerable stats posted. Average is around 1300 for a 2 bed.

There are probably some 1800 one beds in the city, though I've never heard of such a thing. But "top number in the set" and "norm" are really not the same thing

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zarathustra_coughed t1_j9pnmco wrote

Hahaha I wrote the original of thus article and I am all here for the update. Haha I love it. This made me happy today.

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