Submitted by hypeb1337 t3_zz3yoz in relationship_advice
GimmeQueso t1_j2bg55v wrote
Reply to comment by olive_owl_ in [24F][25M] My Fiancé denies masturbating after being woken up by it by hypeb1337
That’s what got me? Like, that just doesn’t seem plausible.
smolbirb123456 t1_j2bo9nb wrote
It's a fetish post probably based on all the weird details
GimmeQueso t1_j2bu04e wrote
Ohhhhhh that makes so much sense. Idk how I didn’t think of it… but also, isn’t that what whatpad is for? 😂
smolbirb123456 t1_j2bu5n9 wrote
some people get off on humiliation or the idea of others being disgusted by their actions which means sometimes they unfortunately post these things on inappropriate places to get their rocks off
SednaNariko t1_j2cayob wrote
Also don't forget the "sucking" noises
Like unless you work for the circus or something you cannot be sucking yourself down there.
smolbirb123456 t1_j2cd7ae wrote
And the doing it for hours every night
TheHierothot t1_j2cjykv wrote
I kinda assumed it was a suction-style vibrator, that is provided I can look past how clearly fake it is.
LittleFairyOfDeath t1_j2d44gf wrote
Or he actually does have hallucinations
Homicidal__GoldFish t1_j2cl882 wrote
doing that for as long as she was doing it?? shes GOT to be raw down there then.... shiet MiNE is hurting thinking this poor woman going at it for so long
PM-me-fancy-beer t1_j2crdbi wrote
Carpel tunnel to the max
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