Gnarpif t1_iro7fmn wrote on October 9, 2022 at 7:29 PM

For some reason, the ports-John's mention seems negative

tads73 OP t1_iro7qc1 wrote on October 9, 2022 at 7:31 PM

Oysters and beer shits

DrowningInFeces t1_irp5wrc wrote on October 9, 2022 at 11:37 PM

I eat oysters all the time and they've never given me the shits. Also, most people don't drink a few beers and immediately need to shit themselves. If you have that issue, you should check in with your proctologist, bud.

SirKomlinIV t1_irpvsej wrote on October 10, 2022 at 3:08 AM

Since you're already u/DrowningInFeces, I doubt you would notice a little extra diarrhea after oysters and beer.

tads73 OP t1_irpcjm4 wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:32 AM

I will do that the next time I never eat oysters.

FCKSQUATCH t1_is9t7eo wrote on October 14, 2022 at 10:38 AM

So how is it that you assume everyone else gets a tummy ache like you when they eat oysters?

orm518 t1_irq0lto wrote on October 10, 2022 at 3:52 AM

This is a problem with your digestive system, bud. The number of oysters I’ve consumed with booze could choke an elephant and I managed fine.

Maybe try some fiber.