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TransporterOffline t1_j8pvely wrote

It's never too late to try being gay. I have a referral code to a trial membership if you want. We have nice things on our team, if I do say so.

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JustHereForTheSaul t1_j8q33r2 wrote

Fuck, thanks for mentioning it now. I just paid full price for a membership two days ago. Disappointed so far, I was told the chicken wings in the clubhouse were top notch but they're really no better than Hooters.

EDIT: Oh yeah, when do they send out the gay agenda? If the gay recruitment drive is in the summer I might have to make alternate vacation plans.

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TransporterOffline t1_j8q7hfv wrote

The wings are decidedly mid, I agree. The weiners, on the other hand...

You should get your GayAgenda.pdf through either the liberal media or TikTok. The password is sLaYbEy69420 to decrypt. I think q2 is Make Florida Gay Again but q3 is really ambitious with 50 State Drag Paradeathon. Really a good 2023 ahead.

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chad4359 t1_j8pr866 wrote

If this is a shit post it is pretty good, if not then your fiancee is dumber than a bag of primanti's coleslaw

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James19991 t1_j8q237t wrote

Over/under for how many "is this acid rain" posts you think there will be tomorrow?

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chad4359 t1_j8q4k41 wrote

I would put that at 3.5, that stupid picture being reposted is probably at a 5.5 maybe even 6.5

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VanilliBean t1_j8qkc43 wrote

Its probably the most reposted picture ive seen so far. The only reason I think they keep fucking posting it is for the free 3 thousand karma that comes with it

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TransporterOffline t1_j8scfxe wrote

Yeah, especially the 12+ times it's been on the top 20 or so of r/Popular, over and over.

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James19991 t1_j8q6dch wrote

You would think at some point people would think logically and realize if things around here were okay last week when this actually happened, then they're okay now, but apparently not.

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chad4359 t1_j8qal8j wrote

For real, I mean I could understand all this worrying and questioning that first week after it happened but for God's sake it's been almost 2 weeks now

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James19991 t1_j8qcd3v wrote

There will be people asking all summer if produce from local farmers markets are safe.

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chad4359 t1_j8qeasu wrote

Ugh, I didn't even think of that. It's going to be another long year

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James19991 t1_j8rnfsf wrote

I was already over this year before this even happened.

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Conflixxion t1_j8psbmm wrote

woooah woooah wooah. now that's going a bit far there buddy...that's some tasty slaw

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DeleteSystem33 t1_j8psgxr wrote

Yeah but how smart is it if they keep catching it and putting in on a plate?

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hypotenoos t1_j8puy0q wrote

Maybe Donora?

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tjk5150 t1_j8q0gh8 wrote

There’s a reference! 👍

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JerryHathaway t1_j8s7l9y wrote

Home of two baseball Hall of Famers!

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tjk5150 t1_j8sn28d wrote

I appreciate your account name, Professor Hathaway. Kent is here with your dry cleaning.

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tesla3by3 t1_j8pxz72 wrote

Take her on a trip out west. Conceive the child there. Rinse Lather Repeat.

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StupidOldAndFat t1_j8q37kz wrote

You just need to pick the right neighborhood: no snow, no flying shipping containers and walking distance to Arby’s on McKnight. Show her the way.

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SBpotomus t1_j8s0rrt wrote

Phew. I thought you were going to say that she prefers Hunt's ketchup.

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thedudeabides412 t1_j8rbn8p wrote

Inform here there is a good chance a child conceived/born/raised here (or closer to East Palestine) may be born a super hero with special powers that can save the planet.

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[deleted] OP t1_j8qfjdb wrote

I’m thinking she needs to leave you, lol, just say it, you can’t please anyone but yourself, lolllllll

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Pensfan66877129 t1_j8srinp wrote

Yeah, probably should leave her and go find yourself a nice woman who lives in East Palestine. Show you you ain’t playin around.

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pghworks t1_j8tmjcr wrote

Cancer Alley be like, "we're still here"

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babyyodaisamazing98 t1_j8s1hg3 wrote

PA has an order of magnitude higher childhood cancer rate than the rest of the country. I definitely wouldn’t have kids here if you can avoid it.

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/67/wr/mm6725a2.htm

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382hp t1_j8s5zfn wrote

yea then live in a rich suburb where the air isn't bad. people really think that fox chapel and clairton/beaver have the same air? fucks sake

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KentuckYSnow t1_j8roqsb wrote

Your epigenomes are already fucked. Doesn't matter where you go

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