Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

kingofovens t1_j6irgo3 wrote

Worst superhero ever

47

HarryHacker42 t1_j6jfw5p wrote

He is what inbreeding's end game is.

6

A_Fartful_Dodger t1_j6jh6d0 wrote

He’s a couple generations from the goal, yet. The endgame is just a gigantic nose with massive ears.

1

fisheystick t1_j6jcbbe wrote

I was thinking he looked more like a super villain

3

Not_Snow_Jon t1_j6ikujp wrote

Oh look, it's the rich billionaire who made his wealth from being born in the correct Inbred family, common fellow brits, let lick his boots because that's how they keep us idiots brainwashed.

If all royals and royal supporters just didn't exist, this country could be great.

45

g2g079 t1_j6iwu77 wrote

Lol, as if that would fix the political issues you're currently facing.

10

WallabyJ11 t1_j6izpp9 wrote

Could free up some money the country pays to his family. Might not hurt.

−1

g2g079 t1_j6j5we4 wrote

Not hurting and fixing the current issues are two different things.

1

WallabyJ11 t1_j6j638b wrote

I find it funny you don’t realize funding can help fix societal issues…

0

JVM_ t1_j6jdcxv wrote

The British Monarchy is an old business that just integrated itself so much that it seems part of a countries fabric.

3

Freethecrafts t1_j6j66mc wrote

Calling bs on that. Even if your particular brand of partisan was dominant, they’d still infight as though they were facing the devil. Your difficulties are not all dependent on a handful of royals.

1

Not_Snow_Jon t1_j6kujbt wrote

We'd certainly save a few million for public services each year

1

Freethecrafts t1_j6ky2p4 wrote

I’d be interested to see any cost savings. The way politics seems to work is potential savings turns into someone’s new house, or project, or bank account. If you could point out counter examples…

1

srone t1_j6ivt0i wrote

Poor guy got all wrapped up in a curtain and nobody will help him get it off.

40

NPD_wont_stop_ME t1_j6j3mfr wrote

Guy looks like he bought the whole thing for $15 at Party City, from the "children's aisle". There's just no way other monarchs looked this lame.

7

BonusMiserable1010 t1_j6iphkc wrote

He did absolutely nothing to deserve it

16

robertjamesftw t1_j6iw4b7 wrote

What, exactly, do you think a hereditary monarch is supposed to do to "deserve it"? He was born to the royal family, and was the next in line of succession when the ruling queen died. If you're going to have a monarchy, and you're using primogeniture to determine succession, then the ruler, by definition, does not "deserve it" based on anything they do.

8

HiImDan t1_j6iwvk0 wrote

When your "friend" who's been sleeping on your couch and eating your food rolls in with new clothes.

10

kdixon7783 t1_j6j6luj wrote

"I know a pimp when I see one." - Dave Chappelle

7

MajCassiusStarbuckle t1_j6ilcvb wrote

I've never been entirely clear on the difference between cloak and cape.

Anyone in the know: which would this be and why?

6

Arrathir t1_j6ily7q wrote

Cloaks are longer (down to the feet) while capes tend to be shorter.

10

MajCassiusStarbuckle t1_j6in13e wrote

That simple? Regardless, it's a bold fashion choice that I approve. I've long imagined sporting a cape or cloak but my petition to have stupidity classified as a superpower has been rejected so I don't feel worthy.

4

Freethecrafts t1_j6j6f65 wrote

Self deprecating humor counts though. Feel free to walk around with a curtain tied to your back.

5

MajCassiusStarbuckle t1_j6j6p74 wrote

Sweet! My catchphrase shall be: it's curtains for you, evildoer!

5

Freethecrafts t1_j6j6yfn wrote

You could make it “it’s curtains for me evildoer!” Then you’re bragging.

3

Arrathir t1_j6j8uls wrote

The word "cloak" comes from the French word "cloche," meaning "bell." This is why cloaks tend to be narrower at the top and flare out at the bottom.

The word "cloak" has also come to mean to conceal, just as the cloak is designed to wrap around the wearer. This is also how cloaks tend to be designed for warmth.

3

Gwtheyrn t1_j6j4szv wrote

Dude has had that cloak, waiting for the day, for 30 years.

6

Boleen t1_j6ith30 wrote

Nice cape bruh, your mama get that for ya

5

Positive-Can-1999 t1_j6j1ir9 wrote

This is how voldamort walks in Harry Potter u can hear the music

5

buntopolis t1_j6j8iol wrote

I’m as anti-monarchist as they come, but damn if he doesn’t look cool in this shot.

5

Head-Advantage2461 t1_j6itj4i wrote

On his way to suck the blood of his royal subjects. Who mostly like it, btw.

4

ItDoesntMatter59 t1_j6iycrc wrote

The Queens was far more reliable than the shit load of Presidents during her reign

4

Litmus44 t1_j6iwrud wrote

King Charles affirms the “ Dracula Look” for men’s fashion in 2023. Will it catch on?

4

PronounceMemeAsGif t1_j6j0cid wrote

That’s much better than Andrew’s disguise 🥸 when he’s trying to pick up underage girls.

4

Laumser t1_j6jdaf7 wrote

You mean the one in the sewers with the balloons?

3

Ramoncin t1_j6jd37p wrote

We unveil the villain in the next Star wars film!

4

BeRad85 t1_j6j3j2j wrote

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Super Chuck!

3

Pentel_Energel t1_j6j8r7b wrote

Photoshop, it's Charles' head on Lord Flashheart's body.

3

metaphorm t1_j6jbzu3 wrote

"He must be a king."

"How can you tell?"

"He ain't got shit all over him."

3

Eractiel t1_j6ixg7o wrote

Probably stolen, ey?

2

ItDoesntMatter59 t1_j6iy70s wrote

Like America was from the native indians

6

Eractiel t1_j6j1tlr wrote

Or half the stuff in museums.

5

SmuckSlimer t1_j6ja1z2 wrote

Or all the labor the poors give to the rich because they have no real method to financial freedom.

6

Florida-Man01 t1_j6j3ldm wrote

Guy walks into a gay pub wearing a cloak ....

2

coomzy2 t1_j6j4pyo wrote

imperial march music starts....

2

Mr_Creecher t1_j6j4wau wrote

New rare on set behind the scene footage of the new upcoming MCU Avengers movie scene with King Charles playing as Magneto. * Sorry Sir Ian Murray McKellen.

2

FormerHoagie t1_j6j5cga wrote

Do the Brit’s who liked the Queen really give a shit about royalty? I just assumed they liked her.

2

imflukeskywalker t1_j6j62st wrote

Seeing that cape tells me somewhere, Edna is about to lose her mind.

2

Armyghy t1_j6j6e9c wrote

Looks like a warhammer 40k character.

2

CaptValentine t1_j6j8eys wrote

The sausage fingers will not be hidden nor contained.

2

ManuelArafat t1_j6j8za1 wrote

I hear it's a real tassel getting that cape on

2

CastIronDaddy t1_j6j9aub wrote

I'm goin to tha drapery shop, pull it like a fancy blinds rope

2

Arnosa88 t1_j6j9l0z wrote

Clothes make the man, could you imagine being threatened by Palpatine if you managed to snatch his rob off. It’s like being attacked by raw chicken.

2

Much-Glove t1_j6jbkdw wrote

My man George owns a real-life Cloak of Billowing

2

macskiska5 t1_j6jbrx2 wrote

Poor poor Chuck...guess he forgot his coat and had to wear a palace drape

2

DrDestruct0 t1_j6jc2nz wrote

I bet that tassel hits him in the nuts sometimes lol

2

loganbdh t1_j6jc8uy wrote

I wonder if this is what he meant back in the 80's when he said "a different, more modern monarchy."

2

SirGuileSir t1_j6jen3q wrote

Drip? Yes. But that's a Twat Drip not a Penis Drip.

2

cass_71 t1_j6jex35 wrote

King Charles on his way to a meeting of his secret society!

2

BarracudaGeneral t1_j6jghk3 wrote

Marvel's new version of Dr. Strange....🤪🤪🤪

2

iast68 t1_j6jhr6g wrote

The first word that came to mind I probably shouldn't type

2

Lunchie420 t1_j6jjn1w wrote

Commisar Charles - Loyal servant to the God Emperor of man

2

kopfkinos_ t1_j6jjypa wrote

Looking snazzy Charlie boy

2

Greeky_tiki t1_j6jl59y wrote

This must be his banking coat. “I’d like for you to make a deposit”

2

gwhh t1_j6jmv95 wrote

I want 50 legions of warriors on dune at once.

2

Floater_Gilt t1_j6jn0n6 wrote

My man has to one up his mother, the queen of drip, he ain't slacking

2

pinko__stinko t1_j6isdrj wrote

Flowing back to reveal his disgusting bloated gammon hand, would love to pop those things with a pin

1

diddlyswagg t1_j6j4edf wrote

the richest whitest man on earth should not be near the word drip

0

2badsosososad t1_j6ja2ke wrote

I mean, I wish they would stop using Black slang all together. They parrot Black slang and always find a way to fuck it up.

0

zdubs t1_j6jl5g9 wrote

No rizz

0

trampus1 t1_j6jlw31 wrote

More ridiculous than regal.

0