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Nicktastic6 t1_j6ded5r wrote
"What the hell are you"
R4Z0RJ4CK t1_j6dehwn wrote
Predator
LeilaDFW t1_j6deqc4 wrote
Beautiful and even has yin/yang.
fidlersound t1_j6dexlc wrote
Also know as "the George Clinton of lobsters".
atomworks t1_j6dflik wrote
I think you'll find that's a Predator's head.
trongzoon t1_j6dfpw3 wrote
Looks like if I ate a few bites of this I’d start hearing Parliament Funkadelic and hallucinating some wild shit
santathe1 t1_j6dheow wrote
codex064 t1_j6dhryc wrote
It looks like the predator dropped acid.
NotYouTodd t1_j6dht3b wrote
One ugly mother fucker.
fluffy_squidtooth OP t1_j6dk3gy wrote
Mardi Gras lobster!
parttimepedant t1_j6dknqw wrote
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smallways t1_j6dmoe3 wrote
Either it has or I have, but one of us is fucked up beyond repair. It looks like a lobster r that entered itself into aSan Francisco Art Car Show
TripleJeopardy3 t1_j6dmoro wrote
I don't know how to think about colorful lobsters until I get context. This is a one in how many millions or billions find?
Sea_Nefariousness_62 t1_j6dng15 wrote
I thought this was the new preditor movie leek
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Main_Bowl_1264 t1_j6dq15b wrote
Dmt lobster
gerardor_48 t1_j6dqf7u wrote
don’t let nike see thiz
BigfootSF68 t1_j6ds7c5 wrote
I know what Dojocat is dressing up like next year.
[deleted] t1_j6dszf9 wrote
That is wild. Is it perfectly symmetrical?
reddit_user13 t1_j6dt03q wrote
Mandel-rock lobster.
gomaith10 t1_j6du0dn wrote
Predator and LSD.
t0m4_87 t1_j6du6gn wrote
and usually the more colorful an animal is, the more deadlier it is, so is it poisonous, venomous or jumps on my face and lays eggs?
soakf t1_j6dvntr wrote
Stable Diffusion, make a funkadelic Parliament lobster.
Simba_Rah t1_j6dvo64 wrote
Alolan lobsters.
weaselmaster t1_j6dvvs0 wrote
Trying to out-cuttlefish the cuttlefish?
joebert72 t1_j6dx95l wrote
I feel like there is taste the rainbow joke here somewhere.
WealthTomorrow0810 t1_j6dyosl wrote
Wow...natural selection was on high when did the selection it seems.
GDogg69 t1_j6dz2i9 wrote
At Mardi Gras
shortyrags t1_j6dzd5g wrote
No it apparently tastes delicious
tookandbackagain t1_j6dzkbx wrote
Is that on a cutting board or the deck of a boat?
joshsetafire t1_j6dzyic wrote
Distant relative to the hypnotoad.
Human_Robot t1_j6e05eu wrote
Pinchy!
TheFrenchPasta t1_j6e10mt wrote
Don’t give Deon Point anymore ideas
T1N7 t1_j6e12wc wrote
This thing literally looks like an ancient and forgotten god of a long gone civilization
aksoileau t1_j6e1pk9 wrote
The darkness cannot be breached.
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justreddis t1_j6e41qk wrote
Or “the Alien vs Lobster of lobsters”
kylel999 t1_j6e4zvl wrote
The pattern looks like those patterns made to confuse AI
DuaneHicks t1_j6e5wec wrote
If it bleeds...we can kill it.
dgmilo8085 t1_j6e5z2f wrote
Predator anyone?
not2dv8 t1_j6e7wqq wrote
Loborsteris DMT
foodfood321 t1_j6e8112 wrote
This is not stable diffusion? This is real? O.o It's soooo beautiful!
foodfood321 t1_j6e8cmt wrote
My guess is that it is an effective camouflage scheme in its natural environment! Flourishing coral reef biotopes are kaleidoscopic with color and patterns
aLaStOr_MoOdY47 t1_j6e9emi wrote
Hurts my eyes just looking at it.
Particular-Ad-1778 t1_j6e9v89 wrote
Fun fact: Spiny lobsters like Panulirus ornatus here are actually better at defending themselves against predators than lobsters with claws. They use their spines and long antennae (which are also covered in spines) as weapons and will even use their tails to drive the antennae into the eyes of their attackers. Big ones are formidable, even for human divers.
GardenCaviar t1_j6ea7a8 wrote
Yeah, I mean it's a lobster.
stray1ight t1_j6eaakq wrote
Close enough for punk, baby!
iGoalie t1_j6eb25o wrote
I think I had a poster of this guy in my college dorm!
Ohbeejuan t1_j6ebqrc wrote
Yes, even among other types of lobster it is more highly valued. They also have figured out how to raise them in captivity, so they probably aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
surfintheinternetz t1_j6ebx2k wrote
What I imagine tripping to be like
sin-thetik t1_j6ec3kg wrote
You wouldn't be wrong.
sin-thetik t1_j6ecjkf wrote
How does it taste?
TentPester t1_j6ed9af wrote
I can see a schooner.
CragMcBeard t1_j6edo7e wrote
Is this on Red Lobster’s PRIDE menu?
666pool t1_j6edre8 wrote
If only lobsters had mammary glands.
silencerider t1_j6edya8 wrote
Took me a second to realize this wasn't r/psychedelicart
fallingairballoon t1_j6ee37i wrote
Looks like my hand on a heavy dose of acid
LifeLiterate t1_j6ee3pg wrote
Predators of the Caribbean.
Izzylizzy_101 t1_j6eeai7 wrote
Woahh. How rare is that?
Tater_Mater t1_j6eeane wrote
I keep seeing the predator looking at this
redditsfulloffiction t1_j6eh3jz wrote
boys in bikinis girls on surfboards
WOKE LOBSTER
Puzzleheaded_Ad6661 t1_j6ei1wx wrote
Don’t eat it, please
dickwildgoose t1_j6eivn5 wrote
Yautja pride
Unique_You_Sir_Name t1_j6el8fq wrote
r/rarelobsters
AlfieGandon t1_j6elqgu wrote
My dad bought the same patterned shirt when he went through his midlife crisis.
THBLD t1_j6ena3c wrote
Lmfao, that's a great analogy. If I had awards I'd grant you one.
Fign t1_j6eoyem wrote
It looks to me like Indian-temple lobster
Ardenraym t1_j6epomf wrote
Did it come with an antique gun?
Asking for a friend.
schlitz91 t1_j6esp7o wrote
On the 8th day, God dropped acid
spiderrooster t1_j6evs47 wrote
How they taste?
nzdennis t1_j6ez307 wrote
Bloody amazing
p4nnus t1_j6ez77z wrote
My name is Panu and Im confused.
SamMajors t1_j6ezoyr wrote
Rainbow garlic butter. Coming up
BlazerWookiee t1_j6f08wt wrote
Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec
Esotericgirl t1_j6f1kne wrote
icecreamdude97 t1_j6f2zj9 wrote
Daddy chill.
willpb t1_j6f35yy wrote
Wow, that is super trippy! Wouldn't be surprised to see it as like a videogame baddie or something. Cool stuff!
Nicktastic6 t1_j6f7fif wrote
I don't get it
ElGuano t1_j6f7ooe wrote
Has he always been this grand??
Kikkou123 t1_j6f9zsm wrote
What the hell is even that
ConnectionIssues t1_j6fe3t9 wrote
I grew up in the NOLA area. It's all fun and games until you realize a lot of folks flashing are in their 40s and 50's, and haven't been treated kindly by Louisiana's barely sub- tropical sun exposure.
They usually get stuff thrown at them just so they'll put stuff away.
Far_Out_6and_2 t1_j6fkgpw wrote
This pretty “Rainbow Lobster “ is dope
Something_Else_2112 t1_j6fna0t wrote
Amazing detail and colors on this amazing creature.
Where the Sky Blue meets the Purple on the right side. It looks like a Planet of the Apes
Purple Bearded Monkey Man wearing a Blue Civil War cap. And the Blue Cap on the other side of the Lobster's face is on a Monkey Zombie face.
burnt-cinnamon-roll t1_j6fnl0z wrote
Dang, that is one awesome and beautiful looking lobster!
ImranRashid t1_j6fpmmw wrote
I have nipples Old Gregg, can you milk me?
lonememe t1_j6fq52o wrote
Lysergic lobster!
Pandantic t1_j6fv3zr wrote
🎶well Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam 🎶
Florinelul101 t1_j6fv700 wrote
r/currentlytripping
platonicgin t1_j6fx1iz wrote
I thought this was a “Predator Pride” meme. I should just go to bed
BigDaddyCoolDeisel t1_j6fxa08 wrote
...and the Panulirus Funkadelic.
DrDestruct0 t1_j6fy16x wrote
I wonder what it will look like cooked
Lookalikemike t1_j6g046k wrote
That outfit is FIERCE!!
callmedata1 t1_j6g15rj wrote
First the xenohorse, now this. All within 3 posts of each other
tmdqlstnekaos t1_j6g1ubd wrote
If you think about it, these creatures are looking scary and very disturbing. They are like giant sea bugs. Crazy to thnk first person to try to eat them.
loseunclecuntly t1_j6g1vra wrote
It’s a Peter Max lobster.
loseunclecuntly t1_j6g29kw wrote
And I’ll bet it cooks up red, just like every other lobster.
pichael288 t1_j6g4b2k wrote
It's a little different underwater. Past a certain point the light waves of certain colors won't penetrate that deep, so after a certain point the only color you can see is blue. This is why deep water is blue, that's the only wavelength that goes that deep. Might look radically different down there. Ocean creatures, especially crustaceans like the mantis shrimp, can see a much much wider range of color than we can
SrValou t1_j6g5q01 wrote
A G A G F E D C# D
Drexynn t1_j6g6751 wrote
If it bleeds we can kill it
Migwelded t1_j6g7hos wrote
It looks like he is trying to throw off lobster recognition cameras.
Ok_Particular_3743 t1_j6g7kse wrote
Bedazzled lobster…
ms_panelopi t1_j6g7qa1 wrote
DMT lobster boi
dwil0000 t1_j6ganr8 wrote
What are the odds of this lobster??? Don't you know how reddit works? You can't post a picture of a rare lobster without indicating the odds. /s
edgelordjones t1_j6gc8de wrote
Oh yay. Aunt Susie’s here.
NotReallyFamous5 t1_j6gd5uz wrote
I ain’t got time to bleed…
Asleep_Ad_6598 t1_j6ggoq3 wrote
But That lobster in the pic is not living creature now in Earth He is dead🥲
ElphTrooper t1_j6gl8nh wrote
Mardi-Claw
some_dude5 t1_j6gmp0f wrote
I wonder what bass boosted piece of classical music would best accompany his sudden appearance
Phil_Bond t1_j6gmq3u wrote
Haha you dumb bastard. It’s a sailboat.
Yopandaexpress t1_j6gr888 wrote
How does it taste?
lotsanoodles t1_j6grq70 wrote
Pinchy's gay brother.
jimx117 t1_j6gu1fo wrote
I think he wants to be SHIYEEE-NAAYYYY
Denaljo13 t1_j6guqnj wrote
Dammmmmmn! That triggered a flashback! Thx. eh!
Sulphur99 t1_j6gvp7g wrote
Monster Girl Quest has a Crab Girl, but sadly no lobster girls.
CronosMaxi t1_j6gwhcx wrote
We were at a party His earlobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster
Dudedude88 t1_j6gxw8k wrote
There supposed to be the sweetest out of all the lobster species
Sad-Language-6085 t1_j6h1v53 wrote
See it has a kind of vertigo feeling.
CassandraVindicated t1_j6h3ya8 wrote
My fondest memory of Jon Favreau will always be him bring the Funk to the party. Solid move.
CassandraVindicated t1_j6h44wg wrote
How do I search for this lobster such that I can eat it? I'm in the PNW for reference.
Hot-Tumbleweed-6987 t1_j6h4w5k wrote
Woah it's so beautiful!
CassandraVindicated t1_j6h675i wrote
Rayleigh scattering. Also why the sky is blue.
ashark193081 t1_j6hckcc wrote
Beautiful
GottoGaliGatto t1_j6hg7sn wrote
Does it taste good ?
Zahkrosis t1_j6hhdob wrote
I'm split between wanting to eat this and keeping it as a pet
Viper67857 t1_j6hkcq6 wrote
Well I wouldn't recommend eating it raw. That would be worse for both you and the poor lobster.
ktElwood t1_j6hkvuq wrote
One ugly motherfucker.
Alien's arive at earth, find 70% if it covered in Water, will assume that's were most intelligent life has developed, see that kind of shit, instantly death-ray the planet.
RandomPassword90 t1_j6hlbfm wrote
Hahaha omg thank you for mking me laugh was feeling shitty awhile ago
Ohbeejuan t1_j6hogj8 wrote
Ornate, Rainbow, Tropical Lobster really any combo of those might work. But chances are you won’t find them in the states. Even where they are from they are rare, not that they’ve been overfished, they’ve always been rare.
tankcostello t1_j6hx1ev wrote
Can we get a banana for scale?
TooL7777777 t1_j6i2udx wrote
That Lobster looks so good, couldnt eat it...
grafknives t1_j6i3nb8 wrote
Now we need to deep fake it. :D
That so awesome predator mask/face
Western2486 t1_j6i463i wrote
Wow, the costumes in the next predator are lookin pretty good
Mantaur4HOF t1_j6i49m3 wrote
Dammit even the lobsters are woke now!
kodiak9117 t1_j6ianxj wrote
This lobster was in "Avatar: The Way of Water" I'm sure of it!!
The6milliondollarman t1_j6is8d6 wrote
The George Clinton of lobsters! Parliament Funkadelics 😎
The6milliondollarman t1_j6isiww wrote
Whoa I just commented that too! That’s wild lol That’s the first thing I thought of after looking at this guy. 😎
rocketlauncher2 t1_j6nc93h wrote
One nation under the grove
RandomPassword90 t1_j6de0bz wrote
I hope it doesnt get cooked