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-SaC t1_j2frabl wrote

You can read.

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Puds_Mum t1_j2frd7b wrote

Nice guy. Sorry about your lack of sex.

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bwanabass t1_j2fsj6i wrote

You need to read more Bukowski. And maybe live a bit more like his favorite protagonist- but not too much like him.

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snakechamer404 t1_j2ftq9p wrote

  1. You drive a old Volvo
  2. Your bicycle cost more than my car
  3. You last had sex 8months ago
  4. You might beat me at final jeopardy
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Alternative-Light514 t1_j2fv91d wrote

That bookcase is really a secret door that hides the entrance to your bacon room, where you keep all of your bacon

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CanterburyJaney t1_j2fwupr wrote

You care what other people think about you. You curate your surroundings to project an image of the person you wish you were, and you think people will like.

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