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jarnathaney t1_j25d3yg wrote

I thought the poop knife was an urban legend

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SnooJokes7263 t1_j25kz5v wrote

I may regret asking but... What's a poop knife?

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ginga_bread42 t1_j25t4zd wrote

Infamous reddit story of someone describing how their family has a knife to break up poops so it doesn't clog the toilet. They said this as if it was totally normal. Another weird part of the story is the poop knife was not stored in the bathroom but in a communal area like a mud room on a rack.

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GuestStarr t1_j25lt02 wrote

What would you guess it is? No, not that but the first thing that popped in your mind. Yes, that's it!

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Responsible-Stick-50 t1_j25figc wrote

No shit (no pun intended), I thought "poop knives" was a joke. And now my brain is filled w soooo many questions.

My day is definitely going downhill from here...

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Gaymer043 t1_j25m5j7 wrote

It isn’t…….. sometimes, people aren’t nutritionally equal, and because of that, their poops are harder than rocks, and can possibly rip open your anus. Which is why people will use a knife, (or a spoon), to chop it up into little bits first

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