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wish1977 t1_j2bcl90 wrote
We're swimming with those sons of bitches?
savagejames1369420 t1_j2bcmcw wrote
savagejames1369420 t1_j2bcoch wrote
Thirst trap
TreesBirdsGrass t1_j2bcqqs wrote
Peak evolution of the Ole 'nope rope'.
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savagejames1369420 t1_j2bddam wrote
ChuckLeClerk t1_j2bdgtd wrote
Entering the food chain
Khaldara t1_j2bftqd wrote
KulaanDoDinok t1_j2bj0un wrote
You got any games on your phone?
morphum t1_j2blg1j wrote
I can't believe there are some animals that look this fake.
simux19 t1_j2bmv3w wrote
Ey kids, you wanna buy some shrimp?
Direct_Canary4523 t1_j2bnrq5 wrote
"Guys I had a REALLY angry sausage and I might have los... Ah. There it is."
Chance_Frame1507 t1_j2bo438 wrote
I’ll get him my dentists number.
crazy_days2go t1_j2bouil wrote
Stick your penis in it and report back.
JordanComoElRio t1_j2bq7w9 wrote
Ok just send that right back to hell please
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3_littlemonkeys t1_j2brh1s wrote
There won’t be a penis after that.
HutSutRawlson t1_j2bricr wrote
Does that thing have a fake set of eyes?
tony2012z t1_j2bwldv wrote
Looks like its body /eyes couldn't handle the decompression probably lived in the deep
Flashlightcrackhead t1_j2bwo9c wrote
Eelvil
Numerous-Afternoon89 t1_j2bx4mp wrote
My ex really let herself go! Still has the smile i fell in love with though 😍🥰
Kazori t1_j2bx9kv wrote
Best breed of eel to cure constipation.
the_colonelclink t1_j2bxjek wrote
It looks like something created early on in the old Spore game.
More-Jackfruit3010 t1_j2bxozp wrote
Didn't like going in the ocean before, now it'll never happen.
Rynnix72 t1_j2byjjj wrote
Pretty sure I fought that in a bathroom in the original Silent Hill.
Thy_Art_Dead t1_j2bz9ig wrote
r/dontstickyourdickinit
BobbleheadDwight t1_j2bzjpx wrote
Nope. Noooooope. Nope.
BaboonBloodOrgy t1_j2c0zlq wrote
Looks like it might have been a deep sea creature that got all fucked up from the depth change
Karmapedler t1_j2c1jif wrote
I really need a banana for scale.
Cappylovesmittens t1_j2c350n wrote
What a terrible day to be able to see
eastcoastgytha t1_j2c58mo wrote
“Those are the shrieking eels, Highness. They always get louder when they’re about to feed on human flesh.”
Glumduk t1_j2c5rin wrote
Looks like it’s bloated - it probably looks less like a nightmare monster while alive. Only a bit less
randomperson314 t1_j2c66jw wrote
Please unfind it
Maleficent-Cut-6789 t1_j2c762f wrote
The God Emperor Leto Atreides II.
MyVoiceIsElevating t1_j2c7rme wrote
This how you used to look?
travelingelectrician t1_j2c83wc wrote
This is right up there with that fox and dopey snake
Chance_Frame1507 t1_j2c8a3a wrote
Oh yes. Also pre penis reduction surgery 😜
medfreak t1_j2cam6t wrote
KobeFlenderson t1_j2cchdw wrote
Dr. Finkelstein has gone to shit since Sally left.
Freies_Palastina t1_j2cdpr7 wrote
And that children is why you don't drink the water in Mexico.
janeenphoenix t1_j2cej20 wrote
Mexico… mexiNo! I’ll pass
gregorenko t1_j2cevoh wrote
This mf gave me nightmares in Mario 64
Window_Watcher t1_j2cg9oq wrote
ALL of the nightmares.
PharFromPharm t1_j2ch0m7 wrote
Now I want sushi
dashauskat t1_j2ck3fa wrote
It's like they're not even trying anymore.
Snufflepuffster t1_j2cnvqu wrote
it is bloated and rotten, it probably doesn’t look like this when alive. But yea, our ancestors left the sea for a fucking reason.
ArtMartinezArtist t1_j2cnzw8 wrote
Probably depressurized it’s bloated.
Dazzling-Rule-9740 t1_j2cotqu wrote
Ocean. I’m not going near the toilet.
jessie_monster t1_j2cp5wm wrote
Same energy.
Takseee t1_j2cv8f3 wrote
I'd have named it the Pennywise eel.
SkyHigh_nl t1_j2cyqno wrote
They dont make them anymore like they used too. But dear lord thats a freak will haunt my wet dreams..
asscasserole t1_j2czp1k wrote
aww hes cute
DocZoid1337 t1_j2d061k wrote
Three fiddy?
BristolShambler t1_j2d4ox7 wrote
Probably bloated from decomposition and/or barotrauma
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Upyourasses t1_j2d59o4 wrote
Lol at the filter they put on it.....
KhaoticMess t1_j2d5n26 wrote
I can't decide...
Would it be better if they were much larger than a banana, but fairly rare; or, much smaller than a banana, but there are like a million of them swimming around together?
Fair_Cardiologist_35 t1_j2d8vy7 wrote
They dwell at about 5-10 meters below the sea level
Pamplem0usse__ t1_j2d8wl9 wrote
Looks like my ex-husband.
StringerB36 t1_j2dhal7 wrote
A 🍆with fangs
FarNet2606 t1_j2dhtmz wrote
I think that eel needs to speak to the manager
MINKIN2 t1_j2dkk5z wrote
Put it back. Put it back. Put it back.
vibrant_crab t1_j2dl63j wrote
Angry flesh tube.
SunixFox t1_j2dl8tb wrote
This is one of the multiple reasons why I have a HUGE fear of deep waters
amercianpitbull t1_j2dm4cl wrote
Satan's Fleshlight
Convento t1_j2do1kk wrote
You telling me that the sketchy ass eel from super Mario 64 is real?
csk1325 t1_j2do5ht wrote
Awwww, kissy kissy kissy.
Shadedott t1_j2doq5n wrote
Dude looks like Dr Finkelstein from The Nightmare Before Christmas
RandomPerson_7 t1_j2dtkrc wrote
Decomposition. It's about to explode from the built up gas. That's why it is so round as well.
DarthSheogorath t1_j2dv8vz wrote
Hawk_Eire t1_j2dw9za wrote
Looks like uncircumcised dick with a jaw
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royalewitcheesevince t1_j2e1l9a wrote
Bless the maker and his water.
AlmondCigar t1_j2e6bq8 wrote
What Fox and dopey snake?
AlmondCigar t1_j2e6d7y wrote
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asmin78 t1_j2ebhh6 wrote
Stuff of nightmares
_Its_Riva_ t1_j2eekc7 wrote
When they say "there's plenty of fish in the sea" these are the fish
Parksandreq t1_j2ei70o wrote
Is that an Alaskan bull worm?!
Different_Stand_5558 t1_j2esfcy wrote
Another tool of the cartel
Specialist_Cup1715 t1_j2esw3h wrote
Just say no to the ocean
Visible_Product_286 t1_j2eu68r wrote
The internet says only one specimen of this species has ever been collected …. Thank god. I would freak if I saw this thing swimming around
dildoswaggins845 t1_j2f0hsj wrote
Looks British
grumpaP t1_j2f5soy wrote
First you make a roux.
Gatormeeat t1_j2f6b9m wrote
That. That is nightmare fuel
WhatsupButtercup369 t1_j2f6qs5 wrote
Look at that beauty, thats a face that you just wanna smooch
Teamveks t1_j2f87q8 wrote
It's tooths are all snaggly.
savagejames1369420 t1_j2fazvi wrote
MissSnarkyWitch t1_j2fhyhr wrote
I was out snorkeling and a school of fish flew by. I thought oh shit what’s chasing them? Two large eels swam past. Glad it wasn’t a shark but it stilled spooked me.
rmbl88 t1_j2fk6t9 wrote
What in the Nazgul is this shit?
ResidentEivvil t1_j2b6xxw wrote
He look kinda thirsty.