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grumpy_uncle t1_j2a77u1 wrote

A turd cutter?

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wrextnight t1_j2a80y3 wrote

If only there was a catchy name for something like that?

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MeenMisterMustard t1_j2bf4vw wrote

The ole shit splitter

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Dr_E_Goodweather t1_j2brcij wrote

The Shitter Splitter

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Mentalfloss1 OP t1_j2a91a6 wrote

It’s in a clinic where they give you a sterile wipe to use before collecting urine for testing. The wipes are supposed to be sliced by the blade.

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Tmassey1980 t1_j2aa2o2 wrote

Those warnings only exist because someone did it, cut themselves, and probably sued. Lol

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idontknowdudess t1_j2broxk wrote

To be fair people drop stuff in the toilet often, maybe needed to try and get it out.

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cellenium125 t1_j2app1h wrote

This is stupid, why can't people make toilets that are safe so our kids can play in them in peace

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New-Dragonfly-8624 t1_j2adei6 wrote

Dam if it wasn't for that sharp device I'd be putting my hands in there for sure

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rileyzoid t1_j2agt18 wrote

But wat if there is no bidet? How else are you gonna splash water up there

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orderedchaos89 t1_j2bf19m wrote

Built in poop knife! The future is here! The future is now!

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Qkix t1_j2biy43 wrote

How do I wash my hands?

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marbanasin t1_j2crbu3 wrote

I mean, but if you shat out your opium suppositories you'd need to do something to get them back!

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