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Savageparrot81 t1_j29z4f8 wrote

The nutcrackercracker

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ByronIrony t1_j2bwwd1 wrote

How many nutcrackers would a nutcracker cracker crack if a nutcracker cracker could crack nutcrackers.

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givemeyourgp t1_j2b8hts wrote

Made from the Uber rare metal that only forms at a asteroid impact site located on the czurxbanglun peninsula in China, melted down at a temperature of 7537854 kelvin, it becomes a NEW element named Chineseum stable enough to forge into nutcrackers.

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