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No-Information4292 t1_j22ve9h wrote
Hey you guyyyyys
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notaedivad t1_j22wf3b wrote
And he's white!?
Jesus was middle-eastern... If he ever existed at all...
Edit: The butthurt religious downvotes have started already...
R1CKETY_KRICKET t1_j22y4op wrote
Ted Neeley
bgazm t1_j22zk7d wrote
He's got the Atchyaforia.
One eye looking at ya, the other looking for ya.
realbighits218 t1_j2301dw wrote
Jesus had a traveler
sumpuran t1_j23051b wrote
Middle Easterners are white too.
Now, would Jesus have had blonde hair, light skin, and blue eyes like a Scandinavian? Probably not. It’s more likely that he looked Mediterranean, with dark brown or black hair, olive-brown skin, and brown eyes.
PancreaticDefect t1_j232u86 wrote
He also probably had short hair.
On that note I always find it funny when men with "traditional values" deride other men when they have long hair yet they worship a dude who looks like you would have seen him on Headbangers Ball and 100% believe he actually looked like that.
dreday67 t1_j233qhn wrote
He’s just missing the Biggie Smalls tilted crown of thorns
BlacksmithLoud3662 t1_j23kpne wrote
“Don’t fuck with the Jesus”
TechnocraticWardance t1_j23ku3v wrote
>Middle Easterners are white too
I am uncertain if this is the general consensus among Middel Easterners as well.
Random0s2oh t1_j24rx2g wrote
So here's a joke I heard at church years ago.
Son: Dad, can I use the car?
Dad: Not until you get a haircut.
Son (after thinking on it a few minutes): You know, Dad, Jesus had long hair.
Dad: And Jesus walked everywhere he went, didn't he?
red_west_la t1_j22v60c wrote
That's not Jesus, I've seen this guy. He lives in a tent on Main Street.