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colonel_Schwejk t1_ixq85cs wrote
they'll be staring confused like i am :)
Cookie-Senpai t1_ixqb3kh wrote
Average SNP voter lol
CatchingRays t1_ixqegwh wrote
If they are drinking together while watching the game I hope someone records it. I'd love to see if I can understand what they are saying.
That-shouldnt-smell t1_ixqf1gs wrote
Thank you gent's
JBaecker t1_ixqhfry wrote
Can’t be. I see not one claymore or shillelagh amongst them!
the_better_twin t1_ixqiqi6 wrote
Ah yes, the kilt, a symbol of Scottish nationalism, made popular by the "English" King, George IV.
CandyGram4M0ng0 t1_ixqlsfv wrote
Can someone explain the function of the coin purses resting on their coin purses?
Norwalk1215 t1_ixqnfpm wrote
It’s a bag to hold stuff as you don’t have pockets.
CandyGram4M0ng0 t1_ixqnv8c wrote
Thank you.
cerebron t1_ixqpr52 wrote
Added bonus of keeping boners under control?
happyimmigrant t1_ixqqccb wrote
It's okay, they're very used to disappointment
Kwintty7 t1_ixqs8rx wrote
Guaranteed these people are American.
Vladimir_Chrootin t1_ixqso4o wrote
You'll be able to understand their American accents quite easily.
willrms01 t1_ixqtjhu wrote
Modern kilts were Made by an English merchant as well
TransposingJons t1_ixqtzec wrote
Fuck FIFA
NearbyWall1 t1_ixquwtl wrote
not the stabbing type of claymore thats for sure
BuSsYBoI-sTaYpOpPiN t1_ixqvks1 wrote
They look uniquely ugly enough to actually be British. I wish there was a way to find out for certain.
nonveganveganyogurt t1_ixqw1cc wrote
I don't think they're actually Scottish.
One is wearing what seems to be a University of Florida hat...
-Lumpy-Space-Prince- t1_ixqx0ff wrote
Gotta keep that choni baloney on lockdown
WhatsUpWithTheKnicks t1_ixqxp9g wrote
Yeah, but will they succumb to drinking Tenesse Whiskey?
skeptibat t1_ixqxvyn wrote
> if anything was worn underneath.
Socks and shoes.
aptninja t1_ixqyjub wrote
Why? Scotland and England are huge rivals so it makes sense that they’d be rooting for USA
mustang67gt350 t1_ixqyozm wrote
Called a sporran!
calguy1955 t1_ixqysba wrote
It’s called a sporran.
BeefSupreme2 t1_ixqzgu6 wrote
Cross dressing?
SonOfRinteln t1_ixqzvis wrote
These look like Americans whose great great grandmother's once went to Scotland on a trip and now they think they have "Scotch Heritage".
imanAholebutimfunny t1_ixr0ggr wrote
one giveaway is that the people smiling still have all their teeth and they are straight.
WarrenMulaney t1_ixr0l7r wrote
Why? I don’t see any guns.
Ohhnoes t1_ixr0qw9 wrote
Guaranteed Scottish because no old Americans give a single shit about divegrass.
thelastdon613 t1_ixr1bqk wrote
ahaha my Scotish neighbor just told me he is rooting for Canada and anyone that plays England :)
The_Boris t1_ixr1bwj wrote
Those guys do not look Scottish. And Scottish fans may have an “anyone but England” mantra but it doesn’t stretch to buying clothing. And sorry, but the average Scot wouldn’t wear an American flag top, just wouldn’t happen.
Dos_Ex_Machina t1_ixr1dod wrote
On a good day? Lipstick
Funtycuck t1_ixr25c0 wrote
Huge rivals in football? Nah, theres some bad feeling coming from particularly shitty disregard in recent English politics for the Scots but never really encountered the Scottish caring so much outside of when we play each other.
Now the Welsh would likely go to bat for the otherside at least from experience of Welsh rugby fans.
MrFlow t1_ixr48db wrote
Second guy on the right is wearing a Florida Gators cap....
MarkG1 t1_ixr52nc wrote
Probably made by various merchants across South East Asia these days.
CajunPenguin t1_ixr8a6c wrote
They're American
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NeatNuts t1_ixrbwwr wrote
Only tan one is Florida Man (Gators cap). All the others are pretty pasty and red faced for an American. But I’m an American living in the sunny south, idk how pale Scots are
BumbleMuggin t1_ixrcjwo wrote
Does the American team stand a chance? I’m a naive yank looking to get into watching the football.
The_Boris t1_ixrcyhu wrote
It’s a kilt, as I’m sure you know, but what’s even your point here? A Scotsman wearing a kilt is hardly comparable to him wearing an American flag top is it
ChampionshipLow8541 t1_ixremcz wrote
Non-binaries! Arrest them!
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ChampionshipLow8541 t1_ixrevfy wrote
Yes. In fact, anyone who takes their tartan seriously would not wear a kilt with a nonsense t-shirt.
ChampionshipLow8541 t1_ixrf0hc wrote
Only if you have enough coinage. If you’re poor, it’ll show.
ChampionshipLow8541 t1_ixrf7lx wrote
Clearly being Americans, I‘m sure they’re wearing underwear. That’s two sacrileges right there.
thefartsock t1_ixrfyrs wrote
This feels more like "fans named Scott" than "Scottish fans"
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space_monster t1_ixri292 wrote
Very fucking pale
space_monster t1_ixrice9 wrote
Yeah this much more likely to be Americans pretending to be Scottish than actual Scots. Most of whom would much rather wear an England shirt than an American one.
Greywacky t1_ixrj44y wrote
What does their sexual preferance have to do with anything?
imanAholebutimfunny t1_ixrjsqz wrote
>all their teeth and they are straight
all their teeth that are straight
Towndrunk13569 t1_ixrjwtr wrote
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers!
jrizzle86 t1_ixrk2cd wrote
Americans pretending to be Scottish
space_monster t1_ixrm97e wrote
did you make up that word all on your own?
Roharcyn1 t1_ixro24w wrote
Or they are transplants of some kind. They are either Americans that now live in Scotland, or maybe we're born in Scotland and for the last 20+ years have been living in the US, and by the looks somewhere near the gulf.
kaloonzu t1_ixrq69g wrote
I met a guy in a Green Room in London wearing a Chicago White Sox cap. He was a native Londoner.
77slevin t1_ixrtjsh wrote
Not an answer to the question. What's its purpose?
Platinag t1_ixrv4jv wrote
calguy1955 t1_ixrvc1w wrote
To hold coins
I_am_the_Jukebox t1_ixrw8yq wrote
I mean...if the goal was to dress up in American attire, then the hat can still legit be part of the costume. It's not like they're hard to get.
I_am_the_Jukebox t1_ixrwgrk wrote
I mean....maybe he just wanted a hat that fits with the costume?
biggreasyrhinos t1_ixrxm9e wrote
Too pale/sunburned
biggreasyrhinos t1_ixrxp2h wrote
Too pale and skinny
protonfreetome t1_ixrzm8s wrote
sorting by controversial!
YNot1989 t1_ixs17lp wrote
Some literal "no true Scotsman."
Sad_Cryptographer745 t1_ixs47h9 wrote
Silicon Scots more like
middlebird t1_ixs49rl wrote
You wanna know the trouble with Scotland?
mirrorsinsideme t1_ixs4p69 wrote
DenseVoigt t1_ixs85ny wrote
I wonder if they were bored witless by the match like the English, USAians and rest of the world?
theglenlovinet t1_ixs8peq wrote
On a great day; two different shades.
damnedspot t1_ixs8znr wrote
Men in skirts; you can’t be too sure.
Bidwell93 t1_ixs95pl wrote
In Scotland it's pretty hard to get.
CryptOthewasP t1_ixsasw0 wrote
People forget that the Scottish became honorary Italians during the Euros.
double-happiness t1_ixsbh0q wrote
> idk how pale Scots are
So much so that we have our own special word for it https://www.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/word-day-peely-wally-1605231
Ancalimei t1_ixsbhf9 wrote
Way to be negative about people you don't even know. let people hang onto where their family came from.
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double-happiness t1_ixsc2qg wrote
There are few sights more terrifying that a horny Scotsman.
double-happiness t1_ixscjmo wrote
They're almost certainly not Scottish though. Just look at their footwear. I'm Scottish and you just don't wear shoes like that with a kilt. Possibly the grey ones, but all the rest look insane.
Conspiruhcy t1_ixsf5s7 wrote
This isn’t from the World Cup at all. It’s from before the Super Bowl.
anununiqueusername t1_ixsf9oz wrote
I thought Shillelaghs were Irish. Are they Scottish too?
HereForTheFood4 t1_ixsg351 wrote
More people of Scotish descent live in the USA than live in Scotland. I am not sure if I understand your narrow minded and flabberghastingly uneducated comment.
JulPollitt t1_ixsii5i wrote
There’s nothing in this world that I appreciate more than this level of pettiness.
AmazingMojo2567 t1_ixsiq15 wrote
Imagine watching the world cup
witterquick t1_ixsiuqs wrote
We're green, like parched grass, or a dried out olive :(
FrankieMcGigglefits t1_ixsnt1m wrote
Itt: people gatekeeping what it means to be Scottish or have Scottish ancestry.
They have zero idea or respect for Scottish contributions to places like Texas (most of the defenders of the Alamo were Scottish, for example) or for Scottish contributions to America.
These are the same morons that tell me Edinburgh isn't in Scotland, and there are no black folks in Scotland. Literally. Here on reddit.
Who cares what they're wearing? The bigger issue is why anyone would support fifa or the wc this year given the oppressive nature of the host country. These men are sellouts.
canijustreddit t1_ixsove6 wrote
Who are they rooting for?
kawkabelsharq t1_ixspb8t wrote
Put on a tutu and lie down in this box.
MappleSyrup13 t1_ixspcaf wrote
Nothing. Arabian Gulf men wear abaya/qamis, it's essentially a long white robe. Dangling balls is the norm with those crazy temperatures over there.
Splyce123 t1_ixssm7a wrote
So they're "American Scottish"? The same way loads of Americans claim they're Irish. This sort of faux nationalism pisses me off. I'm an Englishman living in England with an Irish Wife who has a born and bred Dundonian dad. He would never wear this bullshit.
eatenbyalion t1_ixsuvou wrote
Step 1: cut a hole in a sporran...
craigfrost t1_ixsuys6 wrote
What about the buttocks. It's nature's pocket.
teh_fizz t1_ixsvrxj wrote
Again, what does the sexual preference of the teeth have anything to do with it?
mrthesmileperson t1_ixsvur7 wrote
starmartyr t1_ixsxtxh wrote
It also has the added benefit of weighting down the center so a man can sit down without having his balls on display.
Afraid-Ice-2062 t1_ixsz09z wrote
These are clearly Americans
Trips-Over-Tail t1_ixt0d46 wrote
It's a pocket.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_ixt0jkv wrote
The sad thing is, when reversed the English would be rooting for the Scots.
Caribbean_Borscht t1_ixt1gvt wrote
Go gators!
SpeshellED t1_ixt3e4s wrote
Who else would wear those shirts ?
sillybear25 t1_ixt3lsc wrote
Step 2: Put your dick in the sporran
MINKIN2 t1_ixt60uw wrote
And we call those people Americans.
MINKIN2 t1_ixt6ci6 wrote
They all got a birthday gift from Established Titles
MarionberryLow9043 t1_ixt6p6n wrote
Scottish fans have to support other teams as they’re not good enough to qualify for tournaments
MINKIN2 t1_ixt72rc wrote
No. Never have.
Not even kidding. They very rarely make it to the semis.
Hellright t1_ixt817u wrote
The way I can tell is the shoes and tan (or lack of it).
MINKIN2 t1_ixt8alz wrote
We're not really huge rivals at all. We just really enjoy taking this piss out of each other. It's what we do.
Interesting_Act1286 t1_ixtb5jq wrote
I hope they enjoyed the game as much as I did. Even though the USA should've easily won. So many chances. Bring on Iran. US should definitely win this one.
zzz_zzzz_zzz t1_ixtcld9 wrote
What is with everyone gatekeeping this so hard? It’s obviously just for a fun photo.
I’ll never understand the people who shit on others for having a casual interest in the origins of their ancestors.
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blyan t1_ixtcxin wrote
Well apparently I’m not allowed to post insta links lol but Norwich City posted a pic of Kenny McLean wearing a USA jersey for todays game lol
coachtrenks t1_ixtdhqw wrote
Step 3: let her open the sporran
a_harish81 t1_ixtfq7g wrote
Is this the infamous TWO TONE MALONE?!
Bowling4rhinos t1_ixtg4r5 wrote
And what’s under those skirts looks like the match’s final score.
JOMO_Kenyatta t1_ixti3xm wrote
Most Americans aren’t “just American”. We’re called the nation of immigrants for a reason
JOMO_Kenyatta t1_ixtiacj wrote
I once saw a Mexican in Mexico wearing an Andre iguadola Sixers jersey
ravioliistheformuoli t1_ixtk94w wrote
Set of jock cunts
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Sith_Monkey t1_ixtlrqd wrote
My favorite retort when I wear my kilt
flatsixorbust t1_ixtog17 wrote
Gulf men wear thobes, not abayas, and they do wear something under them. Abayas are for women, “kamiz” are Central Asian (not Gulf Arab).
CloudHead84 t1_ixtx5y7 wrote
This guy clothes
thatcarpenterboy5690 t1_ixu6pag wrote
Go Gainesville!!!
Ginger_Yen t1_ixu9t1y wrote
How men can wear skirts?:)
struudeli t1_ixuabzb wrote
Not really, couple clicks in the internet.
FileInside t1_ixuix7o wrote
I bet they all took naps during the game.
CurtisW831 t1_ixujqn9 wrote
I'm a fifth generation Floridian and my arms above the elbow and legs are quite pale because I typically always wear pants when I leave the house.
bitchkat t1_ixuzlvy wrote
Its the original fanny pack.
jedanprepotentan t1_ixq5i4v wrote
Juniors?