What's it taste like?

I invite you to try it and tell me afterwards

chicken of course.

I always drop a log before boarding as well.

That's just being environmentally conscious. Less mass in the air means less jet fuel burned.

Honey......just the crappy kind.

I mean, I always feel lighter when I do....

I am generally tolerant of all my “poor earth-born companions and fellow mortals” but I draw the line at those that try to suck my blood or shit on my food. So flies and skeeters get no quarter.

Pilots do that.