Must be a doctor.

Do doctors have time to be on Reddit? 🤔

It's illegible

Hopefully the person who wrote it isn't a writer or something 💀

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Took the words right off the page 🙏

Hey Marge, you have a butt that won't quit. They have these big chewy pretzels here fjueoe jklrrhsa 5 dollars? Get outta here

Couldn't have wrote it better myself

Sneaky.... but not sneaky enough my friend.

You could have wrote the first two lines properly to throw people off.

But sweet idea.

I'm a writer, subtlety isn't my strong suit.

I mean, we can't even judge that though. It is really schizophrenic handwriting. I can't make out 50% of the letters in nearly every word.

I'm so fucking glade people don't handwrite correspondence anymore. Boomers will tell you it's a huge loss but it's not. It was awful. It was always awful. People literally died from the misspelling of words. Overdosing on drugs, wrong sized infrastructure, bad directions, contested wills. Print has always been superior. That's why the golden age didn't really start until after Gutenberg made his printing press.