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rtslaywood OP t1_itr4069 wrote
I'm a writer, subtlety isn't my strong suit.
Plain_Cylinder2017 t1_itqys46 wrote
Must be a doctor.
rtslaywood OP t1_itqz05h wrote
Do doctors have time to be on Reddit? 🤔
Far-Restaurant8303 t1_itr08b6 wrote
It's illegible
rtslaywood OP t1_itr0ctc wrote
Hopefully the person who wrote it isn't a writer or something 💀
Far-Restaurant8303 t1_ituyye8 wrote
I mean, we can't even judge that though. It is really schizophrenic handwriting. I can't make out 50% of the letters in nearly every word.
I'm so fucking glade people don't handwrite correspondence anymore. Boomers will tell you it's a huge loss but it's not. It was awful. It was always awful. People literally died from the misspelling of words. Overdosing on drugs, wrong sized infrastructure, bad directions, contested wills. Print has always been superior. That's why the golden age didn't really start until after Gutenberg made his printing press.
danj1962 t1_itr0daa wrote
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rtslaywood OP t1_itr0hae wrote
Took the words right off the page 🙏
MattressDrippings t1_itr2nct wrote
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rtslaywood OP t1_itr30q4 wrote
Couldn't have wrote it better myself
Plenty-Reference-930 t1_itr3ujx wrote
Sneaky.... but not sneaky enough my friend.
You could have wrote the first two lines properly to throw people off.
But sweet idea.