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007JustinSane OP t1_iubfhc6 wrote
I can't wait to cut it open and bake the seeds lool
wrapped-in-reverse t1_iuatsen wrote
Looks like it has herpes
007JustinSane OP t1_iuaty7g wrote
I licked it... definitely taste like herpes
SimplisticFox t1_iuauxhv wrote
I can't be the only one who wants to smooth it out with a sander.
007JustinSane OP t1_iub02vt wrote
I never seen one that wasn't smooth...of course I had to bring it home
Bcspragu t1_iubc5f8 wrote
They are called Red Warty Things. My wife and I grow pumpkins and grew some this year.
Bcspragu t1_iubchyk wrote
P.S they are really good to eat too. Both in soup and pies if thats your thing
007JustinSane OP t1_iubdruo wrote
Idk if you're being serious or not loool
Bcspragu t1_iubekou wrote
100% serious!
007JustinSane OP t1_iubfrwp wrote
Well I be DAMNED, I damn near don't wanna cut wartimer(that's his name) open for the seeds now...he's special
thatswherethedevilis t1_iuc6t2n wrote
The warts are sugars coming out to the surface of the skin. Bake that warty wonder.
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lufecaep t1_iuau7w3 wrote
I think you bought a giant gourd my friend.
007JustinSane OP t1_iuazxvv wrote
I thought so too...nope all pumpkin
Gatormeeat t1_iublxsm wrote
Needs Valtrex
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