chibrosov t1_je9jvvn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:23 PM

I would love to see "Florida Editions" of classical nude artwork with the "offensive" bits replaced with renderings of right-wing crackpots. Like David but his junk is just DeSantis' face looking confused, or the Venus de Milo but the nips are identical renditions in marble of MTG mid-apoplectic scream (bonus points if pink-tinged)

tyler1128 t1_je9sgg8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:33 PM

I personally think the real solution in Florida is to just spay and neuter everyone at birth, and restructure down there so no child has to ever see a penis or vagina again.

pickleparty16 t1_jear2yn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM

The Victorians already did that

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_leaf

drdavidjacobs t1_jeakhod wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:48 PM

I was out there a few years back, not all of them are right wing pinko nutz, I saw a blue wave or cares honking with Biden stickers on there hands, I was so proud of Florida.