Our bathroom, which is now completeSubmitted by RingsTheRover t3_1233ucg in pics
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdta6pq wrote
Cool but….once you go bidet you will never go back
BaseMelodicls t1_jdte867 wrote
I have a same poster
jpiro t1_jdthhdu wrote
Where did you get it? I must have one.
BaseMelodicls t1_jdtiewi wrote
Send you
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lurkyturkyducken t1_jdtipcg wrote
Please tell me too. It is fantastic!!!!
bitesizedperson t1_jdtn0r7 wrote
I have the one with the skeleton. I call him Phillip.
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtp3dq wrote
I love that his name is Phillip
TXBrownSnake t1_jdth897 wrote
Bidet + Charmin Ultra Strong + Dude Wipes = God Tier IBS damage control
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtldiu wrote
Why would you use all those products together???
JonesBBQafm t1_jdtor9p wrote
Dude wipes was overkill, but I guess that you'll still want toilet paper after pressure washing your asshole. Clean but damp isn't really cool.
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtpmbi wrote
Lol cool I’m guessing your opinion is from experience of using a bidet.
JonesBBQafm t1_jdtpzxn wrote
Yeah, the first time I tried it at a friend's house, I disliked sitting on the sofa with a damp ass lol.
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtqoff wrote
Then something went wrong…I dislike putting paper with my hand up my ass and smearing shit over my anus lol…but to each their own
JonesBBQafm t1_jdtqy3h wrote
Definitely, lol. I only use toilet paper to dry everything up after. And I say the same think to everyone who's unsure about buying a bidet; If you have shit on your hands, do you wash your hands, or do you simply wipe it off with toilet paper?
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdts0oh wrote
I don’t understand the shit on your hands thing…I make no hand contact with my butt…but I’m glad we talked about how we clean our ass….you do you and I will do the same.
JonesBBQafm t1_jdtsfq4 wrote
Lmao, that's to convince them to use a bidet. When you think about it, it's kinda nasty how most people simply wipe their ass with toilet paper. Nobody would dare to simply wipe off shit from any other of their body parts, but they do it with their ass. That's kinda strange and gross.
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtte26 wrote
Bidets go back to 1726 sooooo
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtu0vf wrote
finally in 1857, a New Yorker named Joseph Gayetty introduced and first patented toilet paper.
TXBrownSnake t1_jdtlpbx wrote
i don't i was just being stupid
bulboustadpole t1_jdtyyng wrote
>Dude Wipes
Who the fuck is so insecure in their own masculinity that they need MANLY DUDE wipes?
Holy shit haha.
PM-ME-YOUR-CROTCH t1_jdujgy5 wrote
Regardless of the name, the product is exceptional.
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdte657 wrote
We actually also have a bidet lol
dankdooker t1_jdvohuq wrote
bidets are over rated and just get poo water everywhere.
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