Submitted by takethatkevin t3_1275b0s in pics
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Bending_toast t1_jecn24g wrote
LMAO that’s gold!
f43r05 t1_jecndme wrote
The orange stick is too big I think.
EliteHypnosis t1_jecnlg7 wrote
I thought it was a toadstool....
froghorse3345 t1_jecntc8 wrote
1clovett t1_jecpeub wrote
That's great!
Skysis t1_jecq7ni wrote
I see what you did there.
Upupdowndown333 t1_jecu743 wrote
Fuck yeah, that's funny
aneeta96 t1_jecx2ek wrote
It was a 3" mushroom, just sayin...
eugene20 t1_jecz0rk wrote
Fortunately you can just cast the 3" orange stick away and forget about it, into a simple unfurnished grey box if you will
RileyHolmes_06 t1_jeczok2 wrote
Happy cake day!
Bending_toast t1_jeczvg9 wrote
Thank you!
RileyHolmes_06 t1_jeczxzb wrote
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warsremix t1_jedakya wrote
I don't think it's quite 3 inches
duckspjs t1_jedat09 wrote
Garnish with a cheeto on the rim
duckspjs t1_jedavat wrote
And in a glass with a stem so it’s “small hand friendly”
SsjAndromeda t1_jedb6ng wrote
You need a pickled carrot
hellcat82 t1_jedhise wrote
this should be a thing
IOKTBW-Movement t1_jedj6w9 wrote
TDS up in here.
rojem t1_jedndhb wrote
You might not like the carrot, but if you put it in there some say you might be rewarded with $ 130.000. Make your choices.
fainting-goat t1_jednqr9 wrote
3" is an extreme embellishment.
Kiflaam t1_jedqe61 wrote
yeah, everyone is just deranged.
those people worshiping Trump? They're the sane ones, ya?
Mr_Mons_of_Nibiru t1_jedqky5 wrote
Aweful brave going more than three fingers deep.
ratmon t1_jedsww9 wrote
You guys are really fuckin weirdly obsessed with Trump and his cock
elpajaroquemamais t1_jee581t wrote
Yeah. The ones who despite all the evidence still think he’s innocent of everything are very deranged indeed.
elpajaroquemamais t1_jee5a0r wrote
Now say that to the MAGAS who literally defend his hand and dick size.
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dakeyjake t1_jeecupr wrote
I prefer the Ashli Babbitt. Soon as you get in the door you get 1 shot.
PortGlass t1_jeegzr1 wrote
It’s dark rum, not spiced rum - FYI.
HarshR-18 t1_jeeikni wrote
wow. democracy is being murdered in USA and you are making fun of it.
rockhardjesus t1_jeeop4k wrote
stormy probably rimmed the Cheeto tho. gross
its_not_you_its_ye t1_jef46x1 wrote
You can clearly see it’s rounded.
bimbammla t1_jef6ox4 wrote
always find it fascinating how it seems trump literally warps reality around him.
you guys are obsessed
takethatkevin OP t1_jecmsul wrote
It’s a dark and stormy but with Jack Daniels instead of spiced rum.