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TactlesslyTactful t1_jdk5vnj wrote

The mustache outperforms the outfit

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justabill71 t1_jdk9l8f wrote

There's no outkicking his lip coverage.

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4RCH43ON t1_jdmygm1 wrote

No, but that hat is a definite compliment, an amplifying force multiplier. The Cheeto getup is just garnish.

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rhamled t1_jdomh9w wrote

They are both independently awesome. The mustache is definitely better but my reptile brain wants to work over time just to buy that outfit.

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TheGnomecop t1_jdke0dw wrote

Now this is peak DILF

Dude Indubitably Loves Flaming-cheetos

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mrsunlight1 t1_jdkbnl0 wrote

Just like the outfits worn in the movie Idiocracy.

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3OrangeWhip t1_jdkcusx wrote

I would have pegged him for a Pringle’s man.

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4RCH43ON t1_jdmynxd wrote

I’m sorry, did you just say you want to peg him with a Pringle’s can?

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W_O_M_B_A_T t1_jdl10y0 wrote

That's Wednesdays outfit. Although I have to say that would be truly epic.

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Dyn085 t1_jdlr43i wrote

Pringles is what gets you pegged? No wonder I’ve had a tough time finding those women, I prefer Tostitos.

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ITCM4 t1_jdkb5ne wrote

I’m pretty sure this guy is an alien. He is doing his best to fit it in.

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majudarah92 t1_jdln1ku wrote

Whats a fish fry?

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Doesnthavetobeweird t1_jdlvjb7 wrote

In Milwaukee, WI in the US, it's a weekly tradition where many restaurants will serve a fried fish dinner with cole slaw, fried potato of one variety or another, and rye bread. I believe it comes from when the city's population was more Catholic.

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gracecase t1_jdmj1so wrote

Winner winner also chicken dinner.I worked at a Knights a Columbus fish fry, especially during Lent. Talk about absolute craziness but they were good times. I was in Chicagoland, so pretty much Milwaukee as well. Atlantic cod with vinegar coleslaw and a big slice of bread from the local bakery.

I'm 45 years old and till this day if I am ever back in my Hometown on a Friday or Saturday, I am stopping off there to eat one of my best friends' Mom's coleslaw. She managed the KoC I worked at with him. Took me over twenty years to get the recipe from them.

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RabidWeaselFreddy OP t1_jdn0lzi wrote

Yes.

This one was run by the KoC at the nearby Catholic church.

They do it on Fridays during Lent.

I'm not remotely Catholic, but fish sounded great.

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gracecase t1_jdn5qw8 wrote

It's awesome. It's a huge part of my childhood.

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uriahanderson t1_jdmbzby wrote

In my experience, a fish fry is a community dinner/fund raiser where the primary food item is fried fish, but they often have other side dishes and such.

It was common for volunteer fire departments and other community organizations to host them to raise money and provide an opportunity for the neighborhood to come together for a meal.

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nailbunny2000 t1_jdlqnjc wrote

I also wish to know this.... Is it just a fried fish restaurant? Is it some special event where people bring their own fish to fry, if so why not just do it at home?

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Eyezotope t1_jdknjxn wrote

Chester the cheatah fit with the Tony the tiger drip on the shoes. Is thus Carol Baskins new husband cuz my man LOVES big cats

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More-Escape3704 t1_jdkpz4k wrote

You have to have that mustache to wear the hat

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Negative-Reserve t1_jdkv58q wrote

I wonder how much he’s getting paid to advertise for the

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jason_cresva t1_jdl08aq wrote

I love the smell of cheeto dust in the morning fit.

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HornedBowler t1_jdlrvyx wrote

Knew guys at a job that ate so many flaming hot cheetos you would think this would be their daily uniform.

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TheDoctorPizza t1_jdp99h3 wrote

Stephen Hawking can't even begin to comprehend the amount of puss this man smashes.

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W_O_M_B_A_T t1_jdl0s57 wrote

Not everyone can be supersonic.

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TheShroomHermit t1_jdlex69 wrote

I bet he breads his fish with crushed Cheetos

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accoladevideo t1_jdlpgjt wrote

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Gets his fashion advice from Louis Cole

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Dyn085 t1_jdlr9hk wrote

This guy has some stories; there’s no way you can dress like that even once and not have tons of stories to tell.

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JustASt0ry t1_jdlw4m6 wrote

I respect that the shoes match.

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ironocy t1_jdm8a5o wrote

That outfit is fire

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Idylhours t1_jdmrl4g wrote

If I was single and living in Mexico, this would be my Tinder profile picture.

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method_men25 t1_jdndb7c wrote

His hat says, “I spent 20 plus years doing what other people told me to do during the best years of my life.”

His getup says “I’ve earned the pension and permission to keep all my fucks for myself.”

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Wuzzy_Gee t1_jdnj7q4 wrote

Lost track while counting the red flags.

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jimvolk t1_jdo5v47 wrote

This guy fucks.

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Stayka t1_jdpwyz8 wrote

Average American fashion.

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ChampionshipLow8541 t1_jdkf9v8 wrote

Trump suit

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