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kentro2002 t1_jdpo3hg wrote

24 ounces, or even larger? That’s a big boy!

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rip1980 t1_jdpo81t wrote

Do you know where the defibrillator is?

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Falangee69 t1_jdppgov wrote

Kinda got screwed on the potatoes, lol

Edit: i was unaware of that.

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bittersharpbandolier t1_jdpqbys wrote

Oh man this weirdly reminds me of some short story or something I read about a frozen leg of meat (lamb?) being the housewife’s murder weapon (of her husband), and she feeds it to the suspecting cops. Looks delicious btw lol

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in-game_sext t1_jdpqohk wrote

That is a comically large side of cow. Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer and Bart become truckers because they beat a trucker in a steak eating contest...or something like that. Been a while since I saw it.

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Bornlastnight t1_jdpsl58 wrote

Those mashed potatoes look like a war crime.

Would love to have seen a cross section of the rib?

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Van1004 t1_jdpt0zg wrote

If Optimus prime was a steer!

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thecapgun t1_jdpy7sa wrote

Please tell us where that’s from. I must go.

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Upshot12 t1_jdq0lpu wrote

Bet he got a bad case of gout too.

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dc_united7 t1_jdq8ssu wrote

They should name it "the heart breaker"

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BdubH t1_jdqa7kk wrote

A good way to go out, my condolences for the ensuing heart attack

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AZmoneyfolder t1_jdqgogp wrote

Wow…This reminds me of the steak John Candy eats in “The Great Outdoors”.

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DrPoepoat t1_jdqk439 wrote

His last birthday dinner. What a way to go out!

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dong_john_silver t1_jdql80m wrote

I went to this restaurant near me that prides itself on prime rib and aside from being a generous cut it was absolutely terrible. This one looks way better.

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Begociraptor t1_jdqnc3c wrote

Woooah! The amount of flavors probably add up to 3

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west0ne t1_jdqntvd wrote

I've got the meat sweats just looking at it.

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mariam67 t1_jdqwz4x wrote

My father passed away ten years ago but I can almost hear him in my ear telling me to find out where this is because we’re going.

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explikator t1_jdr2y2k wrote

That's the most American photo I've seen this week. And there were some of Donald Trump, too.

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isecore t1_jdr31jq wrote

Never eat anything bigger than your own head. Words to live by.

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WhatThePancakes t1_jdr39ah wrote

I can easily gross myself out eating thick cuts of meat, especially steak.

If I took a bite of that prime rib, 0% chance I'd be able to keep it down.

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opinjonated t1_jdr47x0 wrote

I've always laughed at how many of these places that are into serving 'big' steaks serve them with the bargain bin knives.

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Rahkyvah t1_jdr4x9a wrote

We’re sorry for your loss. At least he went down swinging for the red-meat fences.

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flatlanded t1_jdr5ctq wrote

If he gets down the gristle, will they throw in some hats for the kids?

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gls2220 t1_jdr79xs wrote

I now understand my goal in life.

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ironxy t1_jdr9w7j wrote

One kill deserves another?

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ryu-kishi t1_jdrd3fj wrote

When I was in college, I finished a 22oz Bowl cut from Lawry's with sides. I was about 135 at the time.

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Buffyoh t1_jdrede3 wrote

It would take me a seven day week to consume that much meat - and no salad or vegetables with it? Jeez....

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Chompbox t1_jdrevkq wrote

Replying to rawonionbreath (#2,370,388)

"What are talking about, there's nothing left on that plate but gristle and fat!"......"Listen, ahh if we can get a dessert into him you think you can throw in some shirts and hats for the kids?"

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dchallenge t1_jdrhttp wrote

It’s silly that they even serve that size. Looks good though.

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Xenthera t1_jdri1fb wrote

Is your father in law Ron Swanson by chance?

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danghunk312 t1_jdrmskb wrote

I bet you his knife broke when he attempted to cut into it

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rawonionbreath t1_jdrn4tu wrote

Replying to Chompbox (#2,372,777)

As someone who grew up in Wisconsin, the caricatures of the up north yokels that they portray in that movie is closer to reality than I’d like to admit. There is definitely some tacky steakhouse (or supper clubs as we call them) that serves a steak like that, with a big brawny weirdo in the kitchen that looks exactly like that.

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auxin4plants t1_jdrpnnd wrote

You can practically hear the arteries slamming shut! 😳

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GoliathPrime t1_jdrxpxe wrote

That was the same meal by pet rat ate the first night I had him because I only realized after I brought him home that I had no idea what rats ate and figured leftovers would be okay.

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mtsai t1_jds0ifq wrote

im feel like i have to shit and im just looking at this picture.

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Sea_Ganache620 t1_jds3rh3 wrote

My dad has his picture on the wall Of fame , some steak joint in Arizona, 64 oz Sirloin smothered in Habanero relish, finished in under an hour.

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TwoCanSee t1_jdsax36 wrote

Washing it down with a Diet Pepsi.

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Upyourasses t1_jdsbrzx wrote

All I can think of is about trying to shit that out...

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megastrone t1_jdt2i0j wrote

It looks more like the product of several large primes.

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HambyMan t1_jdtafx5 wrote

Screw Arby’s. This place has the meat.

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Bobmanbob1 t1_jdtgsx8 wrote

Where OP? Where! I bet I could polish that beauty off.

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Mascbro26 t1_jdtq45n wrote

Why does this picture look like 1995?

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White-Utopia t1_jduy2xs wrote

I'm gonna need a lotta A-1 sauce, Teriyaki sauce, soy sauce, and a 20 pound lobster tail with garlic butter sauce, and the perfect bread with butter.

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ChampionshipLow8541 t1_jdv5722 wrote

Replying to aFishintheLake (#2,367,197)

Yeah. Look around you in a restaurant. Pay attention to how many people actually take food home and how many just return plates with food left on them. Not to mention the chances of the leftovers actually getting eaten at home vs forgotten and thrown away.

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