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Vexnew t1_jdtrhwk wrote
oof
Eyezotope t1_jdu0xqn wrote
"Too spicy"
thelastmarblerye t1_jdv8jk4 wrote
Tears are the only seasoning you need.
ZazagotmefriedV2 t1_jdu64lb wrote
Bet dat shit hit the spot tho😭
schoolsuck0 t1_jdutt84 wrote
I hope so, I don't think anyone else was hitting their spot tonight
Whiteveil1969 t1_jdwzrfc wrote
Kicking this man when he's down lol
Law-of-Poe t1_jdv5id3 wrote
💀
winkersnacc t1_jdtpxg1 wrote
try for medium high when cooking your steak. sorry you got stood up. their loss.
pinniped1 t1_jdtrdzm wrote
Medium high? I like to cook steak when I'm not high at all, aiming for medium rare.
winkersnacc t1_jdtrhbh wrote
i meant for the sear, mate. you crack me up
bloode975 t1_jdujr61 wrote
Honestly I wish I could routinely get a good sear, I can do everything basically the same and get great sears for most cuts 75% of the time, but 10% of the time for rump which is the main one sold near my place and its downright depressing :(
newjackcity0987 t1_jdv2t6z wrote
Try a cast iron pan (if you havent already). They seem to work better for me with the thicker cuts of meat
tehmlem t1_jdv5t4z wrote
I found a rusted old cast iron that I cleaned up and I finally have the seasoning right so I can just throw meat on it and it sears without sticking at all. Still no slidey eggs but I'm proud of my work
newjackcity0987 t1_jdv9y23 wrote
I still put a lil bit of oil for eggs
snoozieboi t1_jdwhezm wrote
I'm no expert, but cast iron becomes naturally non-stick if you "season it"
Random link: https://www.seriouseats.com/how-to-season-cast-iron-pans-skillets-cookware
Considering how many teflon pans I've ruined (and how toxic the precursor to teflon are) I'm planning to either go cast iron or try one of those enameled ones. I just need to find the right size and weight. My cast iron skillet feels a bit too small and is already ridiculously heavy.
TheeExoGenesauce t1_jduo5jy wrote
What about the other 15%
bloode975 t1_jduoapz wrote
These are two separate sets of 100 my friend, so 75/25 and 10/90
TheeExoGenesauce t1_jdust0o wrote
I ain’t no math scientist
d_lan88 t1_jdus1ar wrote
Get the temp very high. For rump, sear the fat cap first by holding the steak on its side, so you get some fatty juices rendering on the pan. Remember the meaty bit of rump is very lean, so wont get that crusty goodness without some fat. You also need to get some butter in there after 2-3 min. Don't be afraid to flip every min to get an even cook.
bloode975 t1_jdus53j wrote
Yea that's been my general process, guess either I'm cocking something up bad or the burner ain't that great xD
jinbtown t1_jdvyjuj wrote
are you drying the meat in the fridge uncovered for like 12-24 hours? on a wire cookie cooling rack? you want dry air on all sides of the meat so it loses all the moisture. the heavy seasoning / salting is what sucks the moisture out of the "crust" of the steak and it collects in a cookie sheet used as a drip pan
winkersnacc t1_jdtrfuz wrote
😂😂😂
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splittingheirs t1_jduacu5 wrote
Medium high? Dial that fucker to Chernobyl.
straighttoplaid t1_jdul7gt wrote
This is the way
puffferfish t1_jduwhwo wrote
This is the way
d_lan88 t1_jdusfmx wrote
For most home stove tops I would max the fuck out and get ready to turn off the smoke alarm. Tis the only way to go to get a proper sear.
Fire_Gaming_UAV t1_jdue4fe wrote
Lol I've never not cooked a steak on fire
IWantToHideForever t1_jduspgf wrote
i pat my bad boy dry after a marinade poked w a fork, then reaseason , 3 min on each side on highest heat possible w olive oil and yuhhh
eggsaladactyl t1_jdvbub4 wrote
Try canola oil. Much higher smoke point than olive oil.
wmorris33026 t1_jdy0tda wrote
This is important…
IWantToHideForever t1_jdy9qp5 wrote
thank you- my first steak my bf didn’t have canola oil but I’ll remember that for when we go shopping
eggsaladactyl t1_jdycgf7 wrote
Helps a ton! Also for a really nice crust I like to do a dry rub on my steaks and stick em in the fridge for at least a couple hours if not overnight. Really helps extract any moisture so you get a really nice crust.
Raspberries-Are-Evil t1_jdvhknh wrote
Alt title: Here is a steak I made
NewTown_BurnOut t1_jdtqvku wrote
As far as I’m concerned, they saved you some time and trouble. Keep your chin up and keep putting yourself out there and I promise that you will find someone who appreciates you
puffferfish t1_jduwynk wrote
Exactly. I’ve gone on many first and only dates. If I could have had this blazing red flag, I would have been thankful. It’s not OP that was stood up, but it was that trash that missed out on someone willing to go on a date with them.
soMAJESTIC t1_jdtun7c wrote
This is why I like r/nocontextpics
hamrmech t1_jdtwvpw wrote
Bullet dodged
laineDdednaHdeR t1_jdtoge0 wrote
Good to know you don't have beef with them.
Proud_Turnover_1160 t1_jducvj1 wrote
Well done!
franklanpat t1_jduy0ud wrote
You gotta sear the steak brotha, put og on High and presalt it
impurestpuppy t1_jdtjpha wrote
Win.
grumpy_uncle t1_jdtp2u5 wrote
At least they don’t have to smell your asparagus pee.
cutelyaware t1_jdu14hv wrote
Yep. Risky on a first date.
derpasfuck t1_jduldip wrote
Do you compare piss on first dates?
cutelyaware t1_jduqhfh wrote
You don't?
jeffpollard t1_jdub24s wrote
Came here to say this. You win. For now. 😜
coffeedonutgardener t1_jdtt1aq wrote
🤣👍
coffeedonutgardener t1_jdvgkvs wrote
This comment is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 IDGAF what y'all sensitive ass mfers think!! Booo for down votes!!!!
wrp1 t1_jdw5pdd wrote
They dodged a bullet!
djpresstone t1_jdtlsc4 wrote
Solid. Dining alone can be good company too. Stay strong.
333liLozoya t1_jdtor0f wrote
Got stood up today too!!! You keep ur head up!!! Cheers!!! Much Love and kindness to you 🤘🏼
bigbluehapa t1_jdu55vh wrote
They’re missing out!
twelvebegin t1_jdwghfn wrote
The no show did you a favor. If that’s the kinda loser they are, best to know up front.
genius_emu t1_jdtjq9j wrote
That’s a bummer but I hope the food was good. It looks amazing!
_joeBone_ t1_jdts4c7 wrote
what movie are you going to watch while you eat that succulent meal?
cutelyaware t1_jdu15nl wrote
Silence of the Lambs
Own-Shelter-9897 t1_je0jyuj wrote
Lmfao
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4GIVEANFORGET t1_jdtzqf3 wrote
No call no show?
the_gooog t1_jdu54hc wrote
I asked a beautiful girl out on a date, she said yes and we exchanged numbers. she stood me up and i confronted her about it. i guess it was a legit excuse but seriously though she could've just texted or called me.
Far_Out_6and_2 t1_jdu7u3y wrote
Enjoy have some wine also
zibitee t1_jdudenh wrote
pro tip: confirm your date the day of. If they don't respond, then don't show.
Joey1127 t1_jduf1un wrote
Enjoy the pee! That should cheer you up.
KayHue t1_jdufg4o wrote
I hope you feel OK. I'm sorry it happened to you. Some people are just rude. But I hope they apologise to you.
CapG_13 t1_jduhf8i wrote
I'm really sorry about that, but for what it's worth I think that looks really good and that this belongs on r/tonightsdinner!!!
Modavo t1_jduuxco wrote
Steak first date... nah fam you lucky if you get m&ms
switch495 t1_jdux5so wrote
That stake is more disappointing than being stood up.
Similar_Detective209 t1_jdw41k7 wrote
Your spelling is the real atrocity.
switch495 t1_jdx26t1 wrote
I’d rather have a few typos than 1 of that ‘stake’
Similar_Detective209 t1_jdx75uz wrote
Lol fair
sethyourgoals t1_jdv42cy wrote
It happens. That’s a damn good looking meal though enjoy!
Weekend_Squire t1_jdv5l6v wrote
Put in a movie and you have the makings of a perfect evening.
AwTickStick t1_jdvkhd8 wrote
That my friend is called practice. Keep practicing! Not many of us stick with the first person we attempt to date :) and lots of us have been stood up. It’s just a reflection of the person who lied about meeting you, not on yourself
jinbtown t1_jdvyb09 wrote
take your steak out of the packaging and place on a wire rack on a cookie sheet 24 hours before cooking. salt generously and freshly grind black pepper, coating all sides with salt. then place wire rack in the refrigerator uncovered for 24 hours, 4 hours minimum but longer is better. get your cast iron pan with neutral oil just to the smoke point and drop it in. I like the 1-2 min per side and keep flipping until internal temp registers 120-125, then rest for 5 minutes and slice against the grain.
ADrenalinnjunky t1_jdyazil wrote
And cook the asparagus, that looks raw, as Ramsay would say.
solidsnake2085 t1_jdzx1py wrote
Blanche the asparagus first and then cook it.
thefriendlyghost777 t1_jdx0vwp wrote
That looks like a better time than a date to me.
Iggyhopper t1_jdx9hs6 wrote
So you didn't stay and eat great food?
Is the only reason you went to a restaurant and spend money was a woman?
Big oof.
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notexactscience t1_jdxspv2 wrote
That looks delicious. Better luck next time on the date, bud!
Cyclic404 t1_jdtucpq wrote
Mmmm, I used to make this all the time. Damn fine cooking.
whatsinaname1970 t1_jdu35km wrote
I hope s/he is ok. Maybe there was a reason? Maybe reach out just to ask if s/he is ok.
Nathan84 t1_jduntsm wrote
I feel for you. It happened to me recently as well.
brankopia t1_jdup9in wrote
Mmmnn love steak😍
breakeven_not t1_jduq1tn wrote
That steak looks amazing. It's a good thing the date did not show up, what if they would have asked you to share it?
Ozonewanderer t1_jduv3jp wrote
Why the hell do people do that?
Aberdolf-Linkler t1_jdwixqv wrote
Maybe they showed up for the date, saw OP was 10 years older or 100 lbs gained since his/her dating profile pictures. Or maybe OP made it up. You don't know the whole story.
Ozonewanderer t1_jdx3wsd wrote
So those are legitimate reasons for turning around and no show. Interesting. I’ve never done online dating so I don’t have a clue.
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-Reader91- t1_jdv99o3 wrote
Eh, i had a same sort of thing happen to me saturday evening. I had invited my friendgroup for a movie night at my place. I bought the movie, bought snacks and drinks, put my furniture in the right place, set up the beamer and screen and at half past 7...nobody.
TinFoilRainHat t1_jdxug01 wrote
Do you want me to find videos to improve your cooking? I'm sorry to be rude but with a little instruction, you could turn that into something way better
Less_Ad_6913 t1_jdu35tc wrote
where are the mashed potatoes 👎🏽👎🏽
EchoEquani t1_jdufgam wrote
I would have messaged them and said you missed an awesome steak dinner and sent that picture.
Trackmaster15 t1_jduy8k6 wrote
Literally... Why? Just never text her again and move on.
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The_Equalitarian t1_jdty8ue wrote
yum.....plain steak /s
Fire_Gaming_UAV t1_jdue1jb wrote
What /s you throwing here. Plain steak is great.
WhyYouSoToxic_ t1_jdv82ca wrote
I don’t get it, how is it plain?
The_Equalitarian t1_jdvz9oa wrote
I see barely any barbecue on it, if it is indeed barbecue on the top-right part
WhyYouSoToxic_ t1_jdwb2pp wrote
Man fuck off with yo american ass taste buds. A real steak needs salt, pepper and butter
The_Equalitarian t1_jdx9vrj wrote
ok
Asleep_Ad_6598 t1_jduwu7h wrote
Meat and what is that thing in green?
New_Welder_391 t1_je1r0jn wrote
Sparrows Grass
brihamedit t1_jdv6ble wrote
You have to have enough contact before a first date. Women are riding the infinite carousel and don't take dates seriously. You have to dig in take up space in her attention span before going out for dinner.
kirbrcd1 t1_jdtpxr3 wrote
Yummy!!
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Devi1_May_Cry t1_jdtto9y wrote
Easy there, Gordon Ramsay. Everyone knows how many Michelin stars you have.
[deleted] t1_jdtu4jx wrote
Get fucked
pinniped1 t1_jdtriju wrote
Plot twist: OP had the steak, date was supposed to bring the dry rub.
schoolsuck0 t1_jdtk74b wrote
Damn did your salt and pepper stand you up too?