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coy-coyote t1_j98tsmc wrote

At least the other priest is there to ensure this is done in a scripturally appropriate manner

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hellios0 t1_j98tx3v wrote

Wait! Is the priest trying to bless the child or molest the child?! Hmmn Just a normal occurence in the church!

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itsalexagain t1_j98v234 wrote

This is why alter boys hair is always parted down the middle

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acqz t1_j98wfmi wrote

What are you doing, step-Father?

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Blitzsturm t1_j98wnmj wrote

That's right Billy. Feel the holy spirit come inside you.

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CulturalChannel6851 t1_j98y6na wrote

If he gives everything to one child. How's he gonna bless other children then?

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2kTossup t1_j98z8oy wrote

This is stained glass piece from a show called Six Feet Under.

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unclejoel t1_j9920qn wrote

Thy rod and thy staff comfort me

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Necron099 t1_j992nli wrote

The artist did ask for their favorite pose...

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RitchNotRich t1_j993jv2 wrote

This is why Alter boys always have their hair parted down the middle.

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Othernation t1_j9986au wrote

Nothing to see here.. just a priestwhore Blow....move on

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Adeep187 t1_j99eqdc wrote

They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

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Petal_Chatoyance t1_j99fc11 wrote

The moment I saw that, in my head I heard "SLURP! Slurp, slurp, slurp..."

Religion ruins everything.

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hskfmn t1_j99fmac wrote

But…drag queens…

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slackday t1_j99hdbi wrote

I’m cumine Patris et Filii et Suckitus Mouthi

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silassilage t1_j99tvth wrote

Those Roman Catholics were so brazen about their activities

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[deleted] t1_j99uhgr wrote

Oh, they spoke aloud during the quiet section.

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Hamelinz t1_j99y0ig wrote

Isn't the kid supposed to be underneath the robes instead of in front of the priest...?

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no_use_your_name t1_j9a26q0 wrote

I’m sure people point this out and we’re told they were perverts for thinking that way about priests and alter boys

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IllusionsMichael t1_j9afr6m wrote

I always found the second priest to be the best part of this. He's not watching his colleague get blown but instead he's staring into the camera, breaking the 4th wall with a sly little smirk on his face, as if to say "You all know we do this. Yet you sheep keep trusting us with your kids. I just want to thank you all so very, very much"

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remlapj t1_j9airmt wrote

Is this how they advertise open becoming a minister?

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generaljimdave t1_j9ajqcx wrote

Proverbs 13:24 (New Revised Standard Version)

'Those who spare the rod hate their children, but those who love them are diligent to discipline them.'

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[deleted] t1_j9azcnk wrote

Lol, The other guy is locked in not watching. What a saint.

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DigDoug13 t1_j9b6bo8 wrote

Is this one of those “he gets us” ads flooding my Reddit again?

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imakesawdust99 t1_j9b6iyn wrote

The guys at the factory were laughing their asses off when they made this as a joke!

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Perused t1_j9bcx7d wrote

Pastors Spitz and Swallows

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Huntanz t1_j9bhk1b wrote

The truth hidden right in front of us.

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B2Dirty t1_j9bl6rv wrote

I call this piece "Prey on it"

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ren_365 t1_j9bs9i3 wrote

You mean "A Satan glass window"......................Bad dum tss

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Sum-Duud t1_j9bsoim wrote

r/theyknew r/therewasanattempt

I don't know how they could think this was good...

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BigTubOfMayo t1_j9bsw6f wrote

salvation in christ? more like salvation in a little boys mouth

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Morbo_Kang_Kodos t1_j9c81na wrote

“…..whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” - Ezekiel 23:20

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ParrotheadTink t1_j9cxo97 wrote

I remember David looking up at that same window in an episode of Six Feet Under

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Unfair_Championship8 t1_j9dewj3 wrote

Very inappropriate for something with a church message! I mean the first pervs and rapist are those dudes

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