Get your own pirate ship. Be the change you want to see in the world.

I live by this ship. Trust me it gets really old and makes it hard to sell your house. Stays up all year covered in Christmas lights with 12' tall nutcrackers, tool boxes all over his roof, the lights pour in my bedroom window, the cannons are hooked up to subwoofers which I can hear in my house, there are speakers outside that play the same 6 songs on a loop for 8 out of 12 months. If you are desperate for attention, don't care about your neighbors or their home value and want to attract meth heads you build one of these in your front yard.