I think that's rich.

Poor grammar aside, your husband may be on a psy-op to get you to do anal more often, and I for one give my full support if it keeps his DNA out of the gene-pool (jk)

at least get dinner first? lol

At our house good friends always use the back door.

The lack of plurality. The unnecessary apostrophe. The weird sentiment. The opportunity for double-entendres. chef’s kiss This is exquisite.

It may be poorly written but also very common. We have one that says back door friends are the best. Our back door IS where our good friends come in.

r/theyknew

I think your husband wants you to peg him.

Also, does that uke have a bound fretboard or is that a glare?

Yup. Sounds exactly like him. He was also pleased with the choice of a Cardinal for the image. I’m just baffled.

Oh I totally get (and agree with) the sentiment. A knock at the front door means stranger. But the grammar irks me and the plaque itself is not my style and he loves it.

I do not understand the question

Well of course! I only let good friends come in the back door. That’s not for just any stranger walking by.