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SoRod420 t1_j9z4308 wrote

What a beautiful boquet! She has good tastes

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jmmyerz t1_j9z60k0 wrote

Oh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float!

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average_jay t1_j9za2sx wrote

If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat, hmm?

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iosefster t1_j9zbo26 wrote

I read that too fast and just saw "My Jamaican got me a bunch of flowers"

The double take, second reading made it more wholesome.

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chimpyjnuts t1_j9zc72h wrote

Looks like you will have a very happy birthday indeed. Congrats!

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best1taz t1_j9ze2ug wrote

Luckiest man on earth, me jealous big time

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Lepke2011 t1_j9zeyyi wrote

Hope she sends your mom a bouquet for Mother's Day.

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Earwigglin t1_j9zfy4b wrote

Hey, its me, your brother from another mother.

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[deleted] t1_j9zgy9f wrote

Damn, your wife really loves you!

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elmhing t1_j9zk329 wrote

Literally made my mouth water haha

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Saltbuttre t1_j9zqghn wrote

Serious question: Will that much weed keep for one or even two people? Feels like weed starts to get stale even when it's well-contained after only a month or so.

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salmonella7 t1_j9zspbx wrote

Replying to Saltbuttre (#2,002,390)

They make little pouches that regulate moisture content specifically to preserve weed, so if it's been properly dried and you chuck it in a jar with a few of those it should be fine for at least 4 months I'd say

IntegraBoost and Boveda are the two brands I've seen, but there might be others out there

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TreeBearOne t1_j9ztlgd wrote

..dried flowers, its more of a potpourri

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dranaei t1_j9zvt9e wrote

I can smell this picture.

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Moseo13 t1_j9zw75j wrote

Love chiseled in stone(r)

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Puzzleheaded_Let2053 t1_j9zwmxe wrote

I'd be mad if my partner got me flowers like that....they're clearly all dried out! 😉

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M2ThaL t1_j9zyiwu wrote

That's a small bunch. Where are the Rasta them?

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dpetz79 t1_j9zze4b wrote

She must think highly of you!

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WHAMMYPAN t1_ja00tgt wrote

I suggest you treat this woman like the MAGNIFICENT QUEEN she is bruh!

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Prodiuss t1_ja040wr wrote

the most fragrant of bouquets.

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MrMastodon t1_ja06gao wrote

Put those in a vase for tobacco use only with some water.

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datazulu t1_ja0adcq wrote

Oh wow! Is your wife married?

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[deleted] t1_ja0ezz3 wrote

Took me awhile thinking this looks like crap. But then it hit me.

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Photon_Pharmer t1_ja0fv18 wrote

I saw this and thought, wtf does it matter that she’s Jamaican. Then I saw the colors and thought oh they put a little Jamaican colored, oh never mind, that’s why.

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Insert_buttplug t1_ja0g1sw wrote

I’m not the smartest man on the planet, but those are some nice shoes.

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Sid15666 t1_ja0g5ya wrote

Man she’s a keeper there, take good care of her because she’s taking care of you!

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ShortysTRM t1_ja0izuz wrote

Replying to TreeBearOne (#2,002,927)

"I thought you said your potpourri smelled like "Girl Scout Cookies?" This smells a lot like your last potpourri that you claimed smelled like "Lemon Cake," and frankly, I think they both smell like skunk's ass."

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thekatsass2014 t1_ja0mbod wrote

I suspect that might be the highly dangerous and addictive drug Cannabis. Don’t let ‘em catch fire whatever you do. You’ll get that reefer madness and god knows what else.

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pete_68 t1_ja0wews wrote

Knew I should have married that Jamaican girl.

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hermsted t1_ja0zejm wrote

Every post that gets to front page of someone's home or whatever reminds me how poor I am.

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Goojus t1_ja1a615 wrote

Have fun trimming! Use rubbing alcohol to clean ur scissors

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holden_mcg t1_ja1c9wy wrote

Awwww. And they looked like dried flowers too, so you can keep them around the house for awhile.

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laz21 t1_ja1cwse wrote

Dont like jamaica oh yeah..i love her dreadlock holiday

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JorgeXMcKie t1_ja1f51x wrote

I bought mine from a guy selling seashells by the seashore. True. :-)
I liked the last shell he sold me with seaweed inside.

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fkk2019 t1_ja1jcm0 wrote

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

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teamporker46 t1_ja1jqtu wrote

Marry that woman ig yeah you already did smart man

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RockRevolutionary182 t1_ja1mb2n wrote

Ide be like wtf u waste money for but the cash in my PSN account if you want flowers I'll go steel some from the neighbors lawn

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Mr_Frible t1_ja1p5bm wrote

i've got a nice vase for a few of those buds gif

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Hanginon t1_ja1rgfc wrote

Best wife ever... (. ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ.)

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13L0me t1_ja1z0a7 wrote

how lovely she must be 😃😃😃😀😀😀

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1B3A5T t1_ja1zu3g wrote

You have the best wife

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420rabidBMW t1_ja29ctp wrote

Well thats a guy sooo. Oh, Jake from State Farm?! What are u wearing Jake from State Farm

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williamggs t1_ja29k7m wrote

Nice Black cat in the background on the back

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the_barroom_hero t1_ja2a3ra wrote

No matter where I treat my guest they always like my kitchen best

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ebgthree t1_ja2kxhb wrote

🌿✨Happy✨Bornday❣️✨ 🌬️☁️

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DunchMeat t1_ja2kybl wrote

I can you have her send me flowers for my birthday too lol oh hell just send them now🤣🤣

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SwigTheRome t1_ja2va8z wrote

Hi I love your wife’s choice in flowers

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Ragnar_Lothbroekke t1_ja3a2m5 wrote

What a woman! Easy to *see that she’s the best female in the bunch, though the other females are high on the list.

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voucher420 t1_ja3erd4 wrote

Replying to Saltbuttre (#2,005,631)

You can use kern or bell jars, the kind with the screw on two part lid used for canning. Use a clean jar (wash before using the new ones) that hasn’t been used for anything else. They seal completely air tight and don’t let any smell out. Better than the jars that dispensary weed comes in.

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megadozz t1_ja57z2k wrote

Aw, now this made me want what y'all have! So adorable. It's not everyday that you meet a woman who will do something like this for you. She's a keeper and you both deserve each other!

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Bridge-Head t1_ja58trv wrote

What’s the big deal? They just look like a bunch of dried up weeds.

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Tincho_4622 t1_ja5cj73 wrote

This is so adorable! I can't help it but adore your relationship.

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gelmo74 t1_ja68jnt wrote

Common wife W! She's got that lover girl rizz, you're both lucky!

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Sure-Ad4273 t1_ja6r4uw wrote

Looks like you’re gonna have a happy birthday

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