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[deleted] t1_j2u11my wrote

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ApiContraption t1_j2u11qi wrote

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Thoth74 t1_j2ugl6v wrote

I need to know; how does one get this job?

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AeronGrey t1_j2up5oc wrote

  1. Move to Iceland and receive citizenship.
  2. Become fluent in Icelandic.
  3. Learn all the many skills you will need to operate and maintain the lighthouse.
  4. Be okay with being completely isolated from friends, family, and society while you prepare to live on a rock in the ocean.
  5. Bring about a tragic and unfortunate accident to the current lighthouse keeper and make sure you're next in line for the job.
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Thoth74 t1_j2uraxk wrote

Nice...got it. It's good to have goals.

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AeronGrey t1_j3ezb31 wrote

If you are not next in line, repeat step 5.

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joemorl t1_j2vlk6c wrote

Bro how the fuck do they get up there? Helicopter?

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Sadrim t1_j2w06bd wrote

Man cannon. Gotta aim right...

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