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ApiContraption t1_ivsujuz wrote

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KamovInOnUp t1_ivu6b2z wrote

Their native habitat is the hard-packed deserts of Australia. It rarely rains there and when it does it comes down hard and floods the hard ground. Because water is fairly scarce beardies hold in their poop for as long as possible, to not waste any water.

When it rains and floods the water touches their bellies which triggers them to put their heads down and drink until they're bloated, as well as to finally poop.

If the water is too high they'll take a deep breath to inflate like a life raft too, which is pretty cool.

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fantarts t1_ivtquhk wrote

When that lizard fall from that floatie directly on the dick, you wont batb with him again

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LizardPals t1_iw6akcr wrote

Hi everyone! OP and owner of this beardie here! I’m Izzy and this is Petey. I’m absolutely cracking up at these. I love them all! PSA: I let her have a bath first to do her business and cleaned her, then I bleached the tub, and THEN I posed us for a picture. We were in the water for under a minute and yes I was wearing a swimsuit (and I still showered afterwards because salmonella doesn’t seem great).

As the comments said, don’t take a bath with them because they WILL poop and it’s absolutely rancid 🤢 https://twitter.com/danisnobunk/status/967202159401078786?s=46&t=SH3EjGvGoiZYkVJal5Ox3g

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