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ApiContraption t1_ivqc4kc wrote

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MargetTobile t1_ivqu0hv wrote

Imagine that thing waking up during the procedure

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ZZZfrequently t1_ivqx0i1 wrote

I was just thinking that I bet they double checked the math on that anesthesia

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iridemtb12 t1_ivr40ro wrote

And added an exponent to whatever that dosage says.

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Dwarfdeaths t1_ivsc5t6 wrote

Hopefully the original dosage wasn't smaller than one.

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redsnake15 t1_ivqxpcb wrote

Holy crap I knew gorillas were big but DAMN

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ppardee t1_ivr0cpv wrote

They are shorter than humans, but that's mostly because they have shorter hind legs. Gorilla males are about twice as heavy as human males.

The head gives you an idea of how big he'd be if he had the same proportions as a human.

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3z3ki3l t1_ivr1j8i wrote

It probably makes me a massive piece of shit, but I would have a gun ready in the room. Or I would need some massive gorilla-proof straps holding him down before I walked in.

If he wakes up violent he could kill everybody in the room in under a minute. That even happens occasionally with people, I’m not gonna bet a wild animal will be more reasonable.

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Legacy970 t1_ivs9g88 wrote

Enemy Winston after i 360 no scope a sleep dart

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