whatever gave you this idea suits your name, and I love it more every time I've looked at it.

if you make the dog a little more barky, so that you hide it a little, it would be a perfect piece to put some place like a bathroom - directly across from the toilet - and make sure there's a mirror opposite (all scenarios) - so that someone might not see it right away, but when they see it they see it.

(not sure where that specific placement came from, but I promise it's a compliment)