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The_Cake-is_a-Lie t1_it2xy6k wrote

When life gives you lemons...

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Qzy t1_it30b45 wrote

Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!

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midnight_toad t1_it3gtff wrote

Get mad!

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BakedBears t1_it3urzz wrote

I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!

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boiwithbigburrito t1_it52247 wrote

Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Jonhson lemons!

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schnellermeister t1_it5fkeq wrote

Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s gunna burn your house down! With the lemons!!

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boiwithbigburrito t1_it5jxts wrote

I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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welch724 t1_it4obqf wrote

Just say “Fuck the lemons!” and bail!

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