PsBattle: A bird standing near her eggsSubmitted by rxdrug t3_y68gbe in photoshopbattles
tkelly17 t1_isoyfur wrote
OrgyInTheBurnWard t1_isp2f9z wrote
Alternate theory for the extinction of the dinosaurs: Cassowaries showed up and killed them all.
phosix t1_isq0j4l wrote
I know you're being funny, but they literally are dinosaurs; specifically ratites (and all birds) are classified as theropods, having split off from the same lineage that would give rise to velociraptors and T. Rex some 160mya. With the ratites splitting off from the rest of the avian dinosaurs around some 80mya.
OrgyInTheBurnWard t1_isr304n wrote
It doesn't look very scary. More like a six foot turkey.
Quirky_Movie t1_isrb9kl wrote
It's fucking scary.
clh1nton t1_isrtq8i wrote
I believe that was a quote from Jurassic Park.
Quirky_Movie t1_isrytp1 wrote
Birb is still ducking scary.
phosix t1_isufvls wrote
That kid had obviously never encountered a turkey.
Yeah, turkeys may be dumb, but they'll still ruin your day. A six-foot turkey would be terrifying!
adal08 t1_iss9tje wrote
That's because you didn't see its claw and how they attack its prey...
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QueenofLeftovers t1_isrpfjm wrote
Additional fun fact they have T-Rex arms underneath their "feathers"
clh1nton t1_isrtsv0 wrote
Nope. Nope. I can't Google that. Please tell me this is a joke.
phosix t1_isugqnj wrote
Of course it is! T. Rex had two fingers, birds only have one.
One long, pointy finger. And a very stubby thumb.
Picture of a cassowary wing claw: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY0Q-5CXQAMXP15?format=png&name=small
clh1nton t1_isuryou wrote
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH! Nonononono! But also, Happy Cake Day! But nonononono!
nam_sdrawkcab_ehT t1_isq6934 wrote
Believe it.
Benebs- t1_ispb2m4 wrote
Why’s the T-Rex getting railed?
lanternkeeper t1_ispeyxk wrote
Why not?
jk_scowling t1_isprg23 wrote
Life will, uh, find a way.
Whitealroker1 t1_ispwnrr wrote
“Die know Sore”
deran6ed t1_isquchr wrote
Don't be a prude
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