Submitted by rxdrug t3_y68gbe in photoshopbattles
ironangel2k3 t1_iso939a wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: A bird standing near her eggs by rxdrug
Photos taken seconds before disaster
Condex t1_isodi5p wrote
Yeah, I took one look at the photo and thought, "That's not just any 'bird' that's a cassowary."
So ... like, did crime scene investigators recover the photo from a mutilated mess just barely identifiable as human?
EDIT: To be fair, maybe the photo was taken by a drone or someone who can run very fast.
Derpman2099 t1_isouoth wrote
>or someone who can run very fast.
not even usain bolt could outrun one, given that cassowaries have a top speed of around 30mph
TheArcticKiwi t1_isovy3r wrote
usain bolt can run 40mph, no?
ass_pineapples t1_isp1de1 wrote
Near 40 kph. ~23 mph.
His top speed was 28 mph iirc.
TheArcticKiwi t1_isp43kj wrote
ah, my bad
TheArcticKiwi t1_isow23r wrote
usain bolt can run 40mph, no?
StatusSea5409 t1_isp5qmk wrote
Comment posted twice. This one is replyless
[deleted] t1_ispla46 wrote
[removed]
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments