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New_Stats t1_j64a2ze wrote

Part of me wants one of you crazy fucks to pick up horse shit and eat it again, but that really should be reserved for a more special occasion, like winning the Superbowl

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mountjo t1_j64q8vz wrote

yeah, absolutely pre mature to eat shit after just a conference game

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homiefive t1_j64ue0n wrote

we're a civilized bunch. i have to believe that we will wait until a super bowl win to eat horse shit. the way god intended.

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aenteus t1_j6fk7i3 wrote

They’re what’s called “new horseshit eaters.” We’re “old horseshit eaters.”

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imanAholebutimfunny t1_j65auxv wrote

They took the street barriers out early for the phillies WS games and that forever cursed them.

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SchleppyJ4 t1_j64u3ir wrote

I went to high school with the guy that did that.

They said he was drunk when he did it but knowing him, I don’t believe it.

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New_Stats t1_j6502xk wrote

Imagine being known as the guy who ate horseshit. Getting recognized as such. A cute match on tinder suddenly blurts out "oh gross are you that guy who ate horseshit!?!?!" You're out grocey shopping and someone just points and yells "look! it's that guy who ate horseshit!"

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SchleppyJ4 t1_j650rze wrote

I actually just googled his name for fun and the first result is his LinkedIn with a professional headshot. I’m laughing over here imagining that face smeared with horse shit.

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DonQOnIce t1_j64xgeu wrote

I’m not sure how he COULDN’T have been under the influence of something.

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SchleppyJ4 t1_j64yfk6 wrote

Dude is dumb as a sack of bricks lol even sober he’s the sort to eat shit for fun…

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DonQOnIce t1_j64zl7u wrote

I wanna pick the brain of a person like this but I’m sure I’d come back disappointed.

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ringringmytacobell t1_j65q3dp wrote

I always like to call out that the original horse shit eating viral video was from the Cavs parade in Cleveland when they won the championship a few years before the Eagles.

That said.. if we're gonna lean into this and make it our thing, then count me in.

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New_Stats t1_j663ahb wrote

Oh I demand nothing less than this being Philly's thing

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cazzhmir t1_j65329l wrote

It ain't over until the horse shit is eaten

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familyofgeniuses t1_j64pl4u wrote

At this point it just has to be something they do to get in the spirit, right?

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IridiumPony t1_j65v7q3 wrote

This is actually pretty standard in a lot of cities. I grew up in a college town in Florida a d the local PD did this before every home game going back as far as I can remember

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cannibowlistic t1_j64l8tp wrote

This never stops anyone and is a complete waste of money and resources

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lizacovey t1_j656ubo wrote

It is performative at this point. They grease the poles, local news covers it, fans climb the poles anyway, local news covers it. The circle of life goes on.

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kingerthethird t1_j67fpxj wrote

Anything to keep us from thinking about the real issues.

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TimX24968B t1_j67pd23 wrote

its a quick way to get some easy ad revenue. low cost materials in comparison to the lots of clicks and ad revenue.

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idunno2468 t1_j65xi2h wrote

I like the theory I read that it’s not supposed to stop people, it’s just supposed to channel people’s desire towards something harmless instead of breaking windows

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cannibowlistic t1_j670kmz wrote

Our city isnt that smart

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rufiooooooooooo t1_j673ezt wrote

You sayin I’m not smart enough to climb a pole or something?! I’ll show you

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GreenAnder t1_j68a2t6 wrote

>Our city isnt that smart

Not smart enough to climb a pole?! Challenge accepted.

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Timmichanga1 t1_j650ydd wrote

I bet the cops get to bill overtime rates or "parade rates" or some shit and that's why they keep doin it.

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KFCConspiracy t1_j691vv2 wrote

I'm pretty sure it's a decoy thing. It's not so bad if someone climbs the poles, so they're giving people ideas and making it a bit more difficult so they can spend more time doing it.

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LouDog187 t1_j649hmx wrote

preppin for the W

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cazzhmir t1_j6538bn wrote

At this point, this announcement makes a better invitation than it does a warning

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mexheavymetal t1_j64g2ep wrote

Yeah because that stopped us last time 😂 go do real work PPD.

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SnapCrackleMom t1_j64wh48 wrote

Does the grease wash out or does it ruin your clothes?

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nalgene_wilder t1_j64wnc7 wrote

>implying they weren't already buck ass naked

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SnapCrackleMom t1_j64wu71 wrote

Ohh I didn't think of that. So it's basically a moisturizer then. It's a Philly spa treatment.

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mexheavymetal t1_j650pr1 wrote

Yeah. Just take it off when you get back, then when you’re done being hungover you run some run - hot water in a bin. Use dish soap or old school laundry soap (I use jabón Zote).

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IPA_lot_ t1_j64hq2l wrote

You didn’t climb anything.

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mexheavymetal t1_j64iaqi wrote

Maybe YOU didn’t, but I climbed on a light pole by city hall. You don’t fucking know me schmuck 😂

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IPA_lot_ t1_j64if1u wrote

No you didn’t, Kanye.

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mexheavymetal t1_j64iuib wrote

I have pictures of it haha if you couldn’t climb your ass onto one that doesn’t mean that others couldn’t. I’ll DM you that shit just to prove a point that you don’t know random strangers and you’re just saying stupid shit online

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Vexithan t1_j64861m wrote

I hope they’re using KY this time.

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HerrDoktorLaser t1_j65ralt wrote

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51?th=1

There ya go, ya filthy animal!

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HerrDoktorLaser t1_j65rkte wrote

Haven't the Polish already been through enough?

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effdallas t1_j6533g0 wrote

I believe this is something that would be done by municipal workers, not police

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pervert_hoover t1_j69n2rl wrote

the police have been so bored lately - they're just lettin' em have a little fun

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allisondojean t1_j64laod wrote

Has anyone heard about a traffic box on Sunday? I saw something on Next Door that they'd be blocking off traffic beginning in the 3rd quarter but can't find anything to confirm it.

Edit: thanks!

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Neilpuck t1_j64rr9c wrote

• PPD set up Traffic box by 4 th quarter regardless of the score from 8th st – 20th st & Race to Lombard. 

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imanAholebutimfunny t1_j65aebk wrote

whos up to collect the grease and make a completely safe and fun slip and slide starting from the stadium to city hall?

haha. called it too.

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Neilpuck t1_j64rq35 wrote

From the police department:• PPD set up Traffic box by 4 th quarter regardless of the score from 8th st – 20th st & Race to Lombard.

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djjsear t1_j64xodl wrote

E. A. G. L. E. S. EAGLES!!!!!!

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The_BendingUnit01 t1_j65h1pa wrote

As Philly fan once said.. “greasing those poles ain’t gonna stop me!”

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BloodPrayer t1_j65kwly wrote

Grease them poles! Super bowl confirmed

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DoctorSumter2You t1_j660ud8 wrote

Lmfao "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man" - Philadelphians

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freshlikeuhhhhh t1_j66jqpf wrote

I am disappointed in you fine folks for someone not saying

They can grease my pole

Go birds

Edit- spelling

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oldRoyalsleepy t1_j686wuh wrote

I was gonna say that. Then I remembered, I don't have a pole, er, pile

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Lorenaelsalulz t1_j65uyka wrote

I think we should normalize taking the Union League’s railing to celebrate any sports team’s win.

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JerryNicklebag t1_j664czb wrote

Better get all of the horse shit cleaned up beforehand too!

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BoomTownRat71 t1_j669v1y wrote

Philly lives on grease. This won’t stop em.

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Allemaengel t1_j66imyu wrote

I'm up here in the Poconos watching Channel 16 WNEP News out of Scranton covering the preparations down there involving the poles and a small bucket of Crisco was being waved around by a worker, lol.

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LicentiousMink t1_j68fsph wrote

Fuck the cops, let my people climb 😔

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uptown_gargoyle t1_j65rflf wrote

Police will choke chickens ahead of Eagles-49ers NFC Championship game

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vichina t1_j66bqr9 wrote

This is just an big challenge announcement

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Bethjana1 t1_j66uzv5 wrote

Please don't. Please. It's bad luck.

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IPA_lot_ t1_j64ho3w wrote

Sunday could be a very interesting day

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your_late t1_j65m80b wrote

I dunno man only an hour til that cop beating video gets released, might need it tonight.

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IPA_lot_ t1_j65q19c wrote

That’s what I’m saying. The video tonight and if the outrage carries into Sunday, it could be an interesting day if the Eagles win.

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