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DrJawn t1_itlit8n wrote

I'm starting to think greasing the poles is a way to trick us into climbing them, because it's seen as a challenge.

Then everyone is on poles and there's less people flipping cars or something

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Username4133 t1_itlvdgq wrote

Agreed. Classic honey pot.

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geisvw t1_itlxn4o wrote

Grease pot*

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ravenpotter3 t1_itmnu8z wrote

Next time cover the poles in honey so people are too stuck on licking it and stuck on it… and at the top of the pole is a beehive

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owenhinton98 t1_itnvhl8 wrote

If people are licking it they should probably infuse penicillin into the honey they use

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ElenorWoods t1_itmnin6 wrote

Oh darn, I was hoping someone accepted a horse-shit-eating-contest again.

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Toidal t1_itm89fl wrote

The secretly grease only the top quarter of the poles. Then when someone gets hurt, the crowd has to clear out for the ambulance to get through or look like insensitive jackasses on social media.

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