Phillies fans vs. 550 gallons of sex lube

My money is on the fans. Good luck out there.

I feel like using water based lubricant is actually a mistake in this scenario. There's gonna be so much sweat and beer flowing to totally make this method completely ineffective.

These poles will be climbed regardless of our foolish attempts to stop it.

I’m looking forward to seeing how this goes

Lots of babies

Don’t fucking jinx us

Well I’ll be down there with 5 gallon buckets and a spatula scooping it in to said buckets. Resale!

Was just walking around on Broad street and checked to see if the poles are greased. Guess the trucks of lube haven’t arrived yet.

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Probably going to use the newer silicon based one, so instead of free samples by mail, let the fans feel the glide all night no matter how wet it gets.

400 babies!