Dude I remember taking the bus to see my ex at the time. I was eating some chicken on the bus. Next thing I know I heard a computer voice going "No eating on the bus". I paid it no mind and kept smacking. "no eating on the bus". Okie dokie....kept chewing.

Bus driver: Hey you ..you can't eat on the bus now!

Saved the piece I was chewing on for later :(.