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stickyrice215 t1_jcymdre wrote

You could always steal it since it’s about that time of the year when people start putting fresh mulch out. But if you wanna go the less scumbag, just go to Lowe’s or Home Depot

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ChipmunkFood t1_jcz1m8c wrote

I had to upvote you since no one here seems to have a sense of humor.
I originally wanted to post a comment like:
"too much mulch", but figured I'd get 300 downvotes.
What is Philly coming to when no sense of humor?
WC Fields and Larry Fine would be rolling over in their grave!!!

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stickyrice215 t1_jcz29s7 wrote

I laugh at it. People in this sub take a lot shit so literal. If only you could see who downvoted you. I’d be at their house stealing mulch right now.

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ChipmunkFood t1_jd47bi8 wrote

It would be even more fun to just keep ADDING mulch.
Every day just add a little. After awhile there would be so much that they would start wondering.
Everyone is always worried about something being stolen that they don't think about something being added. I've had lots of fun leaving strange things (nothing that bad) at peoples houses when visiting. I usually will leave it in a place where they won't find it for awhile. Then they find it and wonder if it's always been there. This is really great when it's a couple living. One thinks the other put it there!
It's fun to make the world a little more surreal place!

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stickyrice215 t1_jd48nam wrote

I’ll just add a pound of different color mulch every Friday at 2:37am. Idk why that time but it sounds good for this scenario

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ChipmunkFood t1_jdjdfwy wrote

I like that idea. Especially if it was spread out evenly.
The person would wonder "Is that a different color? or is it rotting or something else? It's really weird since it seems to be expanding..."

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