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mortgagepants t1_jcfl9rk wrote

Reply to comment by Least_Way in Market Street will soon have bright red bus lanes to improve reliability and speed by RoughRhinos

i want to organize a cyclist appreciation day in philly. everyone who normally rides will get a car and we can go around clogging up all the roads once per year.

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AbsentEmpire t1_jcg0oph wrote

Everyone just illegally park in an intersection during rush hour. Shouldn't take too many to cause gridlock.

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mortgagepants t1_jcg2uc8 wrote

don't even have to do anything illegal. just a few more cars on chestnut or walnut and the city is frozen. couple more people on the schuykill and vine street. too easy.

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givemebackmybrain t1_jcgtrt0 wrote

I'm down. I'll rent the biggest truck home depot has to carry just me through center city to the other home depot.

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AbsentEmpire t1_jch755i wrote

Stop randomly in any street, put on the park anywhere lights and tell the people beeping at you that only be a minute while you go into a store and slowly count how many light bulbs they have in it.

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