Submitted by Saint_2022 t3_1260wu2 in philadelphia
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alltheamendments t1_je74jdk wrote
No doubt the injuries will prevent her from coming back to work, fortunately she will continue to get full pay.
Arkhikernc t1_je74qyg wrote
The news helicopters hovered over the area for longer than an hour. The noise is so annoying. Why don't they just use drones now?
i-bleed-red t1_je754w9 wrote
I have long COVID brain fog so that’s my excuse for not putting this together sooner.
We have a police commissioner named Outlaw? That seems—— ironic.
TrentonMakes t1_je755lx wrote
She has her own driver?!? Cops are talking about a shortage of personnel but have useless positions like a chauffeur.
sexy_wash_bucket t1_je76wlm wrote
I am not exaggerating there must have been 40+ cop cars. Took 15 mins to drive three blocks on my drive home. All for a fender bender. Stupid.
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NonIdentifiableUser t1_je77ae3 wrote
Maybe now she can issue a directive that her officers actually enforce traffic laws.
Level-Adventurous t1_je77bh2 wrote
You should read Rebecca Rynhart’s audit of the police department, there’s a lot of that going on
XSC t1_je77tnl wrote
That’s usually standard, commissioner is always on the phone and making appearances. Don’t want to be texting and driving and be involved in an accident oh wait….There’s a long list of useless positions/overtime abuse and I wouldn’t put this at the top. Now the question is how much is that driver making where it becomes absurd.
throwawaitnine t1_je782qr wrote
Meanwhile, if it was you, you'd be lucky if someone answers by the fifth ring.
aintjoan t1_je78yl9 wrote
And also don't violate them blatantly themselves for no reason. (Neither of these will ever happen)
kyzer-sozae t1_je7agpm wrote
From the genius mayor not her
Full_Artichoke_8583 t1_je7agt2 wrote
Not saying Outlaw doesn’t need assistants, just that they don’t need to be trained officers.
Effective_Golf_3311 t1_je7asu5 wrote
“Muh civil rights!”
I wish I was kidding.
jpop237 t1_je7b1js wrote
Or, you know, we don't need an hour of car crash footage. Or any amount of time, really.
jpop237 t1_je7bby3 wrote
>Police say the 42-year-old male Uber driver ran a red light and struck Outlaw's vehicle.
What does the Uber driver say?
craftyangie t1_je7c86j wrote
Yeah, I don’t know if they have the patience to wait 30 seconds for the light to turn. It seems almost mandatory for them to turn their lights on whenever they encounter a red (Only to turn them off right after crossing)!
lvlufasa t1_je7c8mz wrote
I know there are so so many people who ignore traffic laws right now so something like this is bound to happen. But on like the scale of best and worst person's car to hit in the city while running a red light, this has to be pretty high up there.
DonovanMcLoughlin t1_je7calg wrote
Whenever I ever feel useless I remind myself that Philadelphia has an actual police commissioner.
PhillyAccount t1_je7cjd9 wrote
How else would the smug suburbanites get their daily dose of Philadelphia drama
Saint_2022 OP t1_je7cjuk wrote
Sorry, the PPA was chasing me..
PhillyPanda t1_je7d44j wrote
I love how city news decisions are blamed on the suburbs
OHIO_TERRORIST t1_je7dpbh wrote
It’s almost like a lot of people live in the Philly area besides just Philly itself 😮
OHIO_TERRORIST t1_je7ds3e wrote
No it’s actually perfect
OHIO_TERRORIST t1_je7dy4r wrote
Literally all major cities have drivers for high positions like DA, Mayor, and Commissioner. This isn’t something uncommon.
PhillyAccount t1_je7e6c6 wrote
The Philly Metro media market is overwhelmingly suburban and stretches from Allentown to Dover.
PhillyPanda t1_je7f0yf wrote
They don’t sit around taking hours of extra footage specifically for the suburbs. It’s news. The city gets the same shit. They’d still be there without the suburbs.
PhillyPanda t1_je7f79a wrote
Acting like the city news helicopters are only there bc of the surrounding area is obtuse.
ImpendingSenseOfDoom t1_je7f86q wrote
I think the point they were making is that the news feeds into the suburban viewers' mentality that the city is dangerous and chaotic, so the footage of this crash is for them.
throwawaitnine t1_je7fc1w wrote
>Police say the 42-year-old male Uber driver ran a red light and struck Outlaw's vehicle.
Ok, now look at the pictures, who struck who?
PhillyPanda t1_je7fhn1 wrote
It’s the same news. It’s what happened today that’s interesting in the area. It’d still be reported on
The commissioner got into a car accident. That’s news. City or suburbs. Media video footage is a part of news.
APettyJ t1_je7fo05 wrote
Eh, is the president's chauffeur secret service? I'd be surprised if they didn't have training, same with a police commissioner or higher up like a mayor. If it goes down, going to want all the personnel there able to defend the VIP.
scotty269 t1_je7g2df wrote
Can we blame her for reckless driving and endangering others, and then wait until the dashcam is released showing she was innocent? Asking for a friend.
Unable-Project-9545 t1_je7gmtm wrote
About as useful as the guy who installs Dodge Charger turn signals
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Kodiak_85 t1_je7gzfu wrote
It’s standard for every major metropolitan city. NY, Philly, Chicago, LA etc. All City executive leadership have chauffeurs and/or a police protective detail.
PhillyPanda t1_je7h8is wrote
Outlaw became commissioner before Covid so its prob not that
PhillyPanda t1_je7hb7m wrote
This is pretty fucked up.
PhillyPanda t1_je7hgpb wrote
She wasn’t driving.
Trafficsigntruther t1_je7i58u wrote
> Why don't they just use drones now?
Because the FAA makes it hard to get a license to operate a drone beyond line of sight.
PhillyPanda t1_je7igr2 wrote
They struck each other. But the one car is well past the cross walk so if they didn’t have the right of way and had a red light, the police car turning would expect them to be stopped
ImpendingSenseOfDoom t1_je7ihfb wrote
You realize the news chooses what content to cover based on what will get the highest ratings, right? It's not some altruistic entity of truth and equality.
Illsiador t1_je7iihm wrote
donuts intensified
PhillyPanda t1_je7iml6 wrote
You realize the news is going to cover major news of high ranking city officials that gets attention in both cities and suburbs?
I guess the alternative would be the city is largely uneducated vs suburbs and doesn’t care about the news? As someone who does live in the city, I’m happy for the suburban folk allowing me as a city resident to hear about the city news.
ImpendingSenseOfDoom t1_je7iroz wrote
Yes but the point was... eh forget it lol
SBRH33 t1_je7j3ju wrote
The commish going out on Heart And Lung.
Lol.
PhillyPanda t1_je7jfzk wrote
Lol the point is the helicopters are here for the city and suburbs, not one or the other.
RoverTheMonster t1_je7jkwx wrote
Weirdly rooting for her to come away from this thinking “damn, that wouldn’t have happened to me if my police force actually did something once in a while”
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zipzipzap256 t1_je7ki71 wrote
Weird whenever anyone else gets into an accident in Philly the cops tell them they aren’t responding and to just exchange information.
RJ5R t1_je7kkb1 wrote
Yeah no kidding. And if by some miracle you reach someone and they say they are on their way you're lucky if they get there within 3 hrs. Someone hit and run damaged a family members car parked on street. Dispatch asked was anyone injured. He said no. They said so what does he want them to do for him. Lol.
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Clarck_Kent t1_je7mfel wrote
Her side carpentry business is about to get busy.
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Carlfest t1_je7opkn wrote
So put a drone pilot on the GD roof... I also don't understand why putting people and all of that weight in the sky is preferable to a smaller, safer, more economically energy-efficient drone.
TDbank t1_je7os9d wrote
I wonder if she had to call 911 hahahahaahahahaha
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Carlfest t1_je7otr5 wrote
Or BMW, for that matter.
Darius_Banner t1_je7oukr wrote
Are you suggesting that they save money and… and… pay journalists? Horrible!
ModeratingInfluence t1_je7pcrq wrote
Does the police commissioner of Philadelphia require the same level of support as the president?
APettyJ t1_je7q29m wrote
No, which is why she doesn't get a whole caravan accompanying her. However, it doesn't appear like she even gets a police escort; it's just her and her driver. I'm not surprised that the driver is a trained officer and not a regular chauffeur, as he may also double as protection.
B-BoyStance t1_je7r74u wrote
Bro I literally had a guy run into my car on Market (fraud), and he was laying in the street for like 20 minutes.
911 wouldn't answer. People freaking the fuck out at me thinking I killed a guy.
Cops show up 20 minutes later, tell me they don't have time for this, and when a very nice witness came over to tell them the dude was running in traffic for a while, they finally decided to call him an ambulance as a way to get him to leave.
This story pisses me off.
Edit: And if the very nice employee/owner of the restaurant that provided video to me or the woman who stood by with me for 30 minutes is reading this - you have no idea how thankful I am for you. Thank you. I think the only reason I got through that is because I was so damn mad at the guy, and aware of what he did/the fact I caught it in time to stop. I was able to keep it together just long enough. If you guys didn't come out to help I probably would have gotten arrested.
Edit 2: And also sued
Unable-Project-9545 t1_je7ru5r wrote
That’s the joke I stole it from, but adapted it to Philly
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HightowerComics t1_je7s3j2 wrote
Nominative determinism
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peepthepassion t1_je7sisw wrote
I’m certainly glad PPD doesn’t have drones.
coxie0520 t1_je7ttlv wrote
It’s unfortunate nobody could 302 this guy for continually jumping into traffic.
CreditBuilding205 t1_je7u13x wrote
Surely you don’t expect a reporter to interview anyone?
i-bleed-red t1_je7uj3v wrote
Meaning I can’t blame my long COVID I guess. So I’ll just blame my advancing age.
trashtrucktoot t1_je7vt1g wrote
RoTF laughing my ass off.
trashtrucktoot t1_je7wqfj wrote
I love Philly and all, but I wish we had some enforcement. It's farking scary driving in this city.
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Snowologist t1_je82kmj wrote
Also two helicopters overhead
CommunicationTime265 t1_je82z1r wrote
Yup. High ranking police and other government officials always have drivers. It's fucked up.
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babywithahugedick t1_je84erk wrote
Yeah this story is actually genuinely infuriating. Who the fuck cares if Danielle Outlaw got in a fender bender? Her life is worth more than mine because of her job, which she isn't even good at?
phillycheeez t1_je84qpu wrote
Watch this crime get solved
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babywithahugedick t1_je84y15 wrote
Even worse biking
starchild812 t1_je85d1l wrote
- The article, which is six sentences long, says no. General advice, if you see a headline and have questions about what happened, try reading the article!
- Why does it matter that you're male?
trashtrucktoot t1_je86364 wrote
That's a hard no, which sucks because I love to bike.i put my bike in the car and leave the city when I want to ride.
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Civil_Peak t1_je8by1y wrote
because there too many people trying to scare everyone about how dangerous drones are. I remember there was some protest and I think this was before FAA started putting rules in place, someone put a drone up to watch what everyone was doing. People started freaking out and cops followed the drone back and arrested the drone operator. Over nothing.
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Lemonbrick_64 t1_je8cwh0 wrote
Is that actually true or are you exaggerating from an experience you heard? Have you actually waited more than a half hour for police recently?
RJ5R t1_je8fk0y wrote
he was literally arguing with the dispatcher to send an officer to file a report. she finally agreed, reluctantly, and with such attitude too
he waited a half hour, and went back into his apartment building
over 3 hrs later he got a call officer was outside ready to look at the damaged car
this was 2021
lissssxo t1_je8gmu4 wrote
That would be a miracle in this damn city. I had a man call my phone at 2am saying he was going to end his life. I’m a previous 911 dispatcher and I kept him on the phone for 3 hours. Text to 911, they disconnected on me twice saying “just tell him to call the suicide hotline.” Never sent me an officer to my house. I drove to 3 different districts and ultimately ended up at the mans house, which was miraculously 20 minutes away from mine, that I found his address and provided to PD to do a wellness check, and told the sergeant “I’m not leaving until you help him.” They took him immediately when they realized I was the one on the phone and if they didn’t take him, I was going to.
This city is a joke when it comes to mental health.
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Lemonbrick_64 t1_je8hk9g wrote
Ok that is fucked
FistfulOPubes t1_je8i18q wrote
That’s such a frustrating story. You’re a good person.
lissssxo t1_je8i7ci wrote
Thank you. Frustrating isn’t the word, I didn’t get home until 630am that day. He’s the only person I ever got to meet after 3 years of both helping and losing people over the phone. In a weird way, I think it was some type of closure. I hope he’s doing well now.
SouthPhilly_215 t1_je8m7eo wrote
Cops love donuts!
B-BoyStance t1_je8m7y3 wrote
Buddy look at my comment below. I hit a guy, and a bunch of people passing by thought he was dead. For literally 20 minutes a dude was laying on the street at 17th and Market and a bunch of passerby thought I killed him. 911 answered no one.
Cops happened to roll by, and they acted like it was a fucking nuisance.
I will believe the most outlandish anecdotal stories about the cops in this city. They are fucking awful at their jobs and a large percentage of them are lazy assholes. Many of them are even vindictive because people told them they suck at their jobs (which they do - and they should feel bad until they don't)
You call the cops in any other neighborhood and it's even worse response times. Let alone the neighborhoods you would never find yourself in.
Edit: not to mention people were calling the cops on this dude before he ran into me. He was doing it for the whole day according to the witness that stuck around for me. Absolutely insane that shit happens for an extended amount of time anywhere in the city, let alone one of its most trafficked areas.
SouthPhilly_215 t1_je8m8za wrote
Helicopters doing donuts now too???
SouthPhilly_215 t1_je8mcgs wrote
Mad crime happens in the burbs and jersey townships but never leads or even gets reported. City always gets the shit report.
SouthPhilly_215 t1_je8mkyn wrote
Yeah but the news stations know the suburbanites don’t wanna hear a daily dose of crime near them. They know the suburbanites wanna hear about the crime in the city proper. It helps them feel good about living outside the city. Benefiting from working or being in proximity to the city.. But being able to stay far enough to not have to care about the needs of the city.
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Jabroni_Guy t1_je8tis5 wrote
No, haha helicopter goes brrrrrr like the money printer
Might be a fire rap line depending on how slant you rhyme
marenicolor t1_je8tkka wrote
Talk about woosh lol. At least you tried man.
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wild_lettuce_ t1_je9adv9 wrote
I’ve had arguments with my insurance company over this, because I didn’t have a police report after an accident and they “can’t believe that police don’t respond to accidents”. Umm, im in Philly. I’m lucky if I can get someone to answer when I call 911, let alone come out to the scene of an accident.
zipzipzap256 t1_je9c45w wrote
I work in auto claims in Philly. Know this all too well.
thereisnodevil666 t1_je9eqmg wrote
It's a joke when it comes to police doing fucking anything, other than getting paid a salary to do real estate on the side, or getting reinstated after violently assaulting citizens due to FOP pressure. I've never heard a story of pigs happily helping someone who asked for it, even when they presented evidence.
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TJ_McWeaksauce t1_je9gzuf wrote
Somewhere there's an outlaw named Jerry Commissioner.
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Lemonbrick_64 t1_je9js2l wrote
I see. I didn’t read the full context. That is horrifically insane
wild_lettuce_ t1_je9ki0k wrote
That has to be rough ! Like I’d gladly get a police report if 911 answered & the cops would show up in less than 3+ hours, but sadly that’s not the case. No one has time for the bullshit involved in getting Philly police to respond to a fender bender.
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vivaportugalhabs t1_je9qn89 wrote
PPD is already a wreck not gonna lie
bens111 t1_je9rnjp wrote
Lol is this a serious thing?
justanawkwardguy t1_je9suc3 wrote
Looks to me like Outlaw's car actually hit the Uber not the other way around, granted it's because the Uber ran the light
Capkirk0923 t1_je9vetc wrote
Miracle of miracles- I actually saw police stop an aggressive driver on Cottman ave. this morning. I had to do a double take because I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.
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futurelullabies t1_jea2be5 wrote
you could be bleeding out and philly PD will tell you they dont have time for you and then go get donuts and fuck off in their cars to scroll on facebook.
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Physical_Spare_6613 t1_jea54mm wrote
Don’t forgot city council passed a bill banning most traffic stops
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billontheinternet t1_jeabo9m wrote
Didn’t forgot it bc that’s not what happened
billontheinternet t1_jeac6kx wrote
Very defensive for someone whose not at fault from the suburbs 🤔
courageous_liquid t1_jeacwdk wrote
Just because somehow this seems controversial to some, here's an absolute fuckton of evidence the inquirer put together to support your viewpoint
besides the heart and lung cop thing, this is one of the best things they've put together in the last few years.
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TheBSQ t1_jeak924 wrote
I’ve dealt with that too. its really weird to explain just how dysfunctional this city is to people who live in places where basic societal functions happen without issue.
atheken t1_jealhga wrote
The thing that makes me crazy about this is.. where are they in a hurry to go? They're literally just patrolling most of the time. I sorta get why someone wants to run reds and not wait, but seriously, if PPD are just blatant scofflaws, not sure why we expect better from anyone else.
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PhillyPanda t1_jeb1is3 wrote
I live in rittenhouse. I just understand that it’s not the residents of Lower Merion’s fault or wherever’s fault when a helicopter circles my neighborhood
billontheinternet t1_jeb1ofo wrote
Sounds like a suburbanite to me
LDUBSKE t1_jeb3jdp wrote
Is it just me or does anyone else think she looks like DontCallMeWhiteGirl ?!
King_Arber t1_jeb3wob wrote
And they probably didn’t pick up like what’s happened some of the times I’ve called.
PhillyPanda t1_jeb4jh6 wrote
I guess if that’s what you want to call people who live in philly, you do you.
billontheinternet t1_jeb4ud9 wrote
Nope, you can’t trick me
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sidewaysorange t1_jeck003 wrote
so will PPD now enforce traffic laws?!
sidewaysorange t1_jeck5p1 wrote
got t-boned when i was pregnant. dude ran a stop sign. called cops... they told me unless i needed an ambulance i was on my own. cop drove past my car just sitting in the intersection. can't make this shit up.
Physical_Spare_6613 t1_jecp296 wrote
Um that is literally what happened
PorcelainCeramic t1_jefdn6b wrote
There’s quite the irony in that last name.
rossdowdell t1_je6yr5n wrote
It would be funny if the Uber was driving Cherelle Parker home from Happy Hour.