Submitted by Brahette t3_118bk16 in philadelphia
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CerealJello t1_j9g6n82 wrote
Ugh
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Phooey-Kablooey t1_j9gc2zf wrote
Jawn foul
vegan_brat_ t1_j9gcc4n wrote
I wonder if you have to order your drinks on Tuesdays in advance for Friday just to be disappointed in the hype 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
interpretivedancing1 t1_j9gcgn2 wrote
For real (with the caveat that I’ve never actually tried the pizza because of how annoying it seemed to order it)
catfish-jawn t1_j9gczis wrote
fucking cringe as all hell
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vegan_brat_ t1_j9gdbre wrote
Same. Getting food should be as seamless as possible.
BearFromPhilly t1_j9gdv8j wrote
I refuse to give these guys business because of their convoluted ordering system.
thirst_annihilator t1_j9ge15p wrote
jawn is dead. No more jawn! TIA
BearFromPhilly t1_j9ge7gd wrote
Anyone trying to generate an "air of exclusivity" in Manayunk of all places can eat shit.
lonetravellr t1_j9gekv0 wrote
Is Jawn dead yet?
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EnemyOfEloquence t1_j9gfgqa wrote
Gross. I could tolerate the Pizza Jawn name, as cringe as it was. This is just a step too far lol.
SweetJibbaJams t1_j9gg1w3 wrote
especially pizza
CommunicationTime265 t1_j9gg38l wrote
Puke
AssCrackSnort t1_j9gh67q wrote
The pizza is good but I’ve ordered it exactly once because it was such a pain in the ass to order and pick up
shertuyo t1_j9ghcp8 wrote
catfish-jawn spittin
IPA_lot_ t1_j9ghjxl wrote
I never want a business to fail.
But…
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ArcticSploosh t1_j9ghw7w wrote
Manayunk Tavern is the best neighborhood bar hands down, and the bar staff (Adrian in particular) are all fantastic. It's such a loss that it's going to be ruined by the most pretentious business in Manayunk.
SixSeasonsAndAMoviee t1_j9giq1q wrote
These guys used to frequent a restaurant I worked in and would come in ~15 minutes or so before the kitchen closed and special order a bunch of food to make it more keto friendly.
My chef at the time absolutely hated them. They did always tip well, to their credit.
Steady420 t1_j9gitwh wrote
Dopey asses
tankguy33 t1_j9gjvit wrote
They make great pizza tho
catfish-jawn t1_j9gk2ki wrote
their pizza is fine but it's not like you can't get good pizza at a million places that don't have insanely stupid ordering systems
tankguy33 t1_j9gk4y4 wrote
Its the best pizza ive had hands down but to each their own
CatchMeWritinQWERTY t1_j9gkdue wrote
please no
BFreeFranklin t1_j9gkqy8 wrote
They may be the most pretentious, but there is still a whole lotta pretention down there without them
BeerNirvana t1_j9gmxfi wrote
If I open Laundry Jawn will I now get sued?
eviljelloman t1_j9gnvmk wrote
I personally love post-cringe Jawn. It's so overused by now that it's become hipster ironic or something, and I think it's hilarious watching people get all bent out of shape about it. I think I'm gonna use it even more.
IPA_lot_ t1_j9gprko wrote
I don’t know what bothers me more.
People saying jawn or people saying cringe.
BearFromPhilly t1_j9gq25b wrote
cough Goat's Beard cough
nttiawwt t1_j9gqirn wrote
Thanks for the heads up. Do they have availability for cocktails next month??
catfish-jawn t1_j9gql9u wrote
thank you for letting me know, I was really concerned about how you were feeling regarding those words
ThaddyG t1_j9gqr9f wrote
I've had it a few times and it seems like it's probably pretty good for what it is, I just don't really like that super thick Detroit style or whatever it is.
catfish-jawn t1_j9gr06q wrote
now I'm wondering where else you've had pizza from if that was the best you've ever had
rhhkeely t1_j9grhj5 wrote
Mediocre
outerspace29 t1_j9gs2qf wrote
Jawn might be the single worst regional slang term I've heard anywhere. Always sounds terrible and stupid no matter how it's used.
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cpt_naughtynips t1_j9gufft wrote
Union Taphouse is hands down better
RoverTheMonster t1_j9gv6j4 wrote
napsdufroid t1_j9gx1ig wrote
The name alone is enough reason to avoid it.
gnartato t1_j9gxsg0 wrote
It isn't dead. Just too forced. If it's planned than it's not legit. I'm too legit to quit.
IcedCoffeeIsBetter t1_j9gxwmc wrote
It's pretty fucking simple to pick up.... your pick up time is X.... go get it at X
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IcedCoffeeIsBetter t1_j9gy144 wrote
There's a reason they are selling... bar going downhill for a while.
harbison215 t1_j9gzmxu wrote
Tell me you’re not actually from philly without saying you’re not from philly
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JWTowsonU t1_j9h0bg3 wrote
Maybe they can have Jawn Morgan at the opening. “Youse Jawns Hurt?”
rhinofeet t1_j9h0e16 wrote
Maybe they can do a pretzel place called Jawn Dough next.
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AssCrackSnort t1_j9h0uh0 wrote
Maybe people don’t want to plan their day around eating pizza at a specific time?
IcedCoffeeIsBetter t1_j9h10km wrote
Enjoy the 200 other pizza places available to you then
AssCrackSnort t1_j9h13u9 wrote
Clearly Ive been doing that, yes
smbiggy t1_j9h1i6w wrote
ha the woman owner's name is Ana Lee. Ana L.
like anal
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EnemyOfEloquence t1_j9h2iln wrote
Scanlons Saloon, Dawson Street Pub, and Union Tap House are all better neighborhood bars in various directions.
_heisenberg__ t1_j9h3n7f wrote
Gotta be honest with you, a lot of people were telling me i HAD to try their pizza. “Your from NY! You’re always saying it’s hard to fine a NY slice here, you HAVE to try their pizza”
That shit was gross dude. I do not understand the hype with that place.
Knightwing1047 t1_j9h4vx2 wrote
Bruh, I’m from North Jersey originally, been here for 4 years… I still have yet to find any pizza here that REMOTELY tastes as good as a true NY/North NJ slice.
Knightwing1047 t1_j9h4yni wrote
Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, that’s funny.
Past_Cartographer230 t1_j9h52dz wrote
Jaan is Chinese for Jawn
_heisenberg__ t1_j9h5fno wrote
Dude I’ve given up on it. I’ve just accepted it’s not a thing here. Closest I found is this place in manayunk called Pizzeria l’angolo. Their plain slice is sort of close, as long as you go in knowing it’s not going to the be the same.
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Knightwing1047 t1_j9h6ms5 wrote
Like don’t get me wrong, I found a good pizza place. Ani’s has decent pizza and great wings, but like you said, don’t expect it to be the same. Apparently someone doesn’t like us trash talking the shit pizza here. That’s ok though, I’ve supplemented with cheesesteaks and pretzels hahaha now those are good here
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_heisenberg__ t1_j9h7g77 wrote
Happens every time I bring up the pizza thing too, I’m used to it at this. Idk how else to convey to people “it doesn’t taste like pizza I grew up with ≠ an insult to you or the city. I just don’t like it” but whatever lol.
Agree on the cheesesteaks though, shit is good. I’m definitely adding Ani’s to the list, I haven’t heard of that place.
tankguy33 t1_j9h8749 wrote
Clearly you have no taste
smbiggy t1_j9h8swd wrote
It’s a pretty sophisticated joke, they probably don’t understand it
famouspieceofshit t1_j9h9a9c wrote
This the definition of a bad jawn
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catfish-jawn t1_j9haohd wrote
me and everyone else in here I guess
seeyouinhelenkellers t1_j9hce6h wrote
There's a ton of great pizza spots that aren't cringy
seeyouinhelenkellers t1_j9hciju wrote
How do they know how you taste? 😶
seeyouinhelenkellers t1_j9hcl1v wrote
Time to return the favor 😈
seeyouinhelenkellers t1_j9hctry wrote
Curious if you've tried Shackamaxon?
sagittariisXII t1_j9hdbz0 wrote
Agreed, it's not like I'm ordering clothes
TheMightyCatatafish t1_j9herob wrote
Honestly, I prefer Twisted Ginger’s just a little bit up the hill.
Granted, I’m more partial to thin crust. Pizza Jawn is pretty damn good. It’s ordering there is such a stupid ass nightmare I almost never bother.
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worriedaboutlove t1_j9hh5a9 wrote
I’m fascinated by the rise of this guy’s business empire. I remember his CrossFit Gym. He was a nice guy though, so I wish him well.
PurpleWhiteOut t1_j9hjmt5 wrote
Jawn will never (probably) die in the black community where it came from
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Rediculous
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blanbla21 t1_j9hpobm wrote
You people are all miserable lol
vasquca1 t1_j9hqhaq wrote
They should buy a Mexican restaurant and call it Juan Jawn to complete the trifecta.
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loctastic t1_j9hrymc wrote
Not going there. Not ever. Not once
99centstalepretzel t1_j9hsfub wrote
Adrian! I only met her a few times, she's so sweet. I hope the new owners keep her.
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lonetravellr t1_j9huium wrote
Well they actually created the slang and it's not cringy when they use it.
starboardbaby t1_j9hx1l9 wrote
The Rook too!!!
starboardbaby t1_j9hx408 wrote
Not even trying to gatekeep but this reeks of transplant
harbison215 t1_j9hxkah wrote
Nobody from Philly actually uses the word jawn unless they have a Percocet addiction and have been in CFCF
sandwichpepe t1_j9i04jk wrote
bruh i hear it everyday from many different people tf you talking about??
harbison215 t1_j9i06pa wrote
What part of the city?
sandwichpepe t1_j9i0efy wrote
everywhere i go? i live in north, ride the train, work in cc and hear it all the time. one of my friends grew up in west oak lane and uses it constantly
famouspieceofshit t1_j9i1dek wrote
Yea he on all bullshit lol
harbison215 t1_j9i1jm8 wrote
I’m in the northeast, port Richmond, fishtown, south Philly. Never hear it unless it’s, like I said, some wanna be.
nash4prez t1_j9i1lm6 wrote
Or Beddia. Easy 8+s .
harbison215 t1_j9i1ott wrote
Na just from different neighborhoods. It’s not that big of a word where I’m at. Not since the 90s at least or unless you’re 35 and act like you’re 16 still
sandwichpepe t1_j9i2412 wrote
that might be why, jawn is largely a black philadelphian thing
harbison215 t1_j9i2de0 wrote
Well, in my experience it’s not the white Philadelphians who are using it, maybe the transplants pick it up but I don’t have many friends that came from outside of philly. For what it’s worth, I listen to sports talk radio just about everyday and I don’t recall many of the host or callers ever using it, no matter white or black, unless they are specifically talking about the word itself.
famouspieceofshit t1_j9i2f6x wrote
You said nobody from philly says it should have just said the neighborhoods eagles season ticket holder here and you hear that shit from the tailgate to the last whistle of the game …… word is alive and well
harbison215 t1_j9i38ql wrote
I rarely hear it used seriously. I don’t see it used seriously on Facebook, I don’t hear it used seriously on WIP sports talk radio and that would come from a wide range of callers from all different parts of the city. It’s def a philly word, it always has been. I just don’t really believe anyone from here would consider it a word to seriously name their business after. I mean someone has so what do I know?
funkyted t1_j9i3rh2 wrote
FYI, it’s been plenty easy to get their pizza for a long time now. It’s delicious, give it a try.
Bar Jawn is a dumb name.
project199x t1_j9i44lz wrote
People have been saying jawn since the dawn of time in urban communities. So "jawn" is not dead.
But the people who are using it suburban white folk are forcing and using the term incorrectly where it's just becoming cringe!
LIKE YOU CANT USE A NOUN WITH A FUCKIN NOUN. TF IS A BAR JAWN AND A PIZZA JAWN?! FFS!!
starboardbaby t1_j9i5iit wrote
I’m born and raised in Philly, still live here and go to Temple, and I did hear jawn organically used among (white) native Philadelphians growing up. I was in high school when jawn started really being co-opted by wannabes/transplants/businesses so it stopped being cool with natives then. When my parents were kids in Philly growing up they used jawn but not as frequently as you’d think
starboardbaby t1_j9i5pdp wrote
This is among white people from South Philly/Roxborough primarily btw
harbison215 t1_j9i5vik wrote
I was born and raised in philly in 1983, originally juniata Frankford and then far northeast. Spent a lot of time in other neighborhoods. The word obviously existed and still exists in the Philadelphia lexicon, but it certainly isn’t used enough in any real sense to be considered some gem of local vocabulary. It’s hardly used seriously outside of the deep inner city. That’s why someone using it in this way has most of the responses here as “cringe.”
You were born and raised here, so you recognize how it’s use has become somewhat unorganic, especially in this context.
FGoose t1_j9i657b wrote
I mean…ok sure.
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cheesewiz90 t1_j9ia2ar wrote
Ugh. Pretentiousness is the complete opposite of Tavern and why I love it. And one of the few bars in Manayunk not filled with newly 21 year olds.
starboardbaby t1_j9igni9 wrote
Yeah even kids I know at Temple that aren’t from this area at all use it because it’s plastered everywhere and they think it’s “Philly slang”. Definitely more inorganic now among inner city people esp in the past few years.
watwatinjoemamasbutt t1_j9irewn wrote
Heeeeyyy!!! 🎶🎶🎶 too legiiiiiitttt
watwatinjoemamasbutt t1_j9irlai wrote
On a scale of 1 to rum ham????
lordredsnake t1_j9iulb9 wrote
They have a normal ordering system now. That shit was obnoxious though. The pizza is still overrated. Drizzling Mike's hot honey on a pizza does not elevate it to greatness.
lordredsnake t1_j9iutl8 wrote
They have regular pies, grandma pies with a denser dough with sesame seeds, and Detroit style.
I would love their grandma style if they distributed the cheese better and used a regular tomato sauce. As it is, the middle slices are basically tomato pie, and sometimes the outer slices are 90% dough. And the sauce is really acidic.
lordredsnake t1_j9iv4pa wrote
I felt embarrassed the couple years as a kid in the 90s when I tried to use jawn in my lexicon. It was forced then, and I was a city kid. It's really forced now when transplants from Colorado are throwing it around.
Jodie_fosters_beard t1_j9jc9s6 wrote
I think you can just call in pickup orders like a normal pizza place now? Am I wrong?
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8_Foot_Vertical_Leap t1_j9jhrwu wrote
You definitely can use a noun with a noun. Pizza place. Coffee shop. Soda bar. It's pretty common with restaurants and such. The problem here is that "jawn" essentially means "thing". So "pizza jawn" is fine, because jawn is replacing "place". But "bar jawn" doesn't work because no one in history has ever said "bar thing" or "bar place". "Bar" is always used as the noun being described, never the other way around.
8_Foot_Vertical_Leap t1_j9ji4et wrote
He would definitely say "yinz".
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naberz09 t1_j9jmbf3 wrote
How do you do, fellow Jawns?
memphisbelle t1_j9jniiz wrote
I remember when 'jawn' came back, like 10 years ago. As a kid in NE Philly we said it all of the time, then it disappeared for a long time and when it came back I was into it. But now it's just fucking ruined
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Icyyflame t1_j9jr4p1 wrote
I liked when jawn was kept esoteric… people always gotta colonize and ruin something. Probably don’t use the word anyway smh 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
Adam__B t1_j9ju7co wrote
I’ve never really heard it used in the way it’s meant to be used, only in a premeditated manner that’s really forced.
Oh and I saw a billboard yesterday for a lawyer, and it said “Youse hurt?” Underneath of it. Made me cringe.
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Adam__B t1_j9juo7h wrote
Where’s your favorite place? Mine is Famous Pete’s, but anytime someone brings it up I like to ask. I have yet to try Pizza Brain or Pizza Jawn.
JasonKelcesBreard t1_j9juwpz wrote
The hype may have died down because I got it 2 weeks ago and ordered it online same day like any normal online order
catfish-jawn t1_j9jvw1o wrote
I live in center city now and my go to pizza spots have been Giovanni's at 15th & Chestnut and Zio's at 13th & Sansom
Adam__B t1_j9jw3ty wrote
I ordered from Giovanni’s for a couple years as my go-to. When I tried Pete’s Famous they stole me away.
catfish-jawn t1_j9jw6xo wrote
damn I'm gonna have to try them next time I order pizza then, thanks for the recommendation
TumblingDice82 t1_j9jwia7 wrote
Yep! L'angolo is legitimately great. Their grandma pies are also very good.
I haven't tried Pizza Jawn simply because all of the photos I have seen of their food look gratuitous. Maybe it's something I'd want to eat while hammered at 3 a.m., but those days are long in my past.
jjp112392 t1_j9jxxot wrote
emmy’s squared and taconellis are my favorites. prices arent friendly but better than this jawn
catfish-jawn t1_j9jykwy wrote
I don't mind springing for something a little more pricy sometimes as long as I don't have to order my pizza like it's an over hyped pair of sneakers lol
mortgagepants t1_j9jzlul wrote
love G-vo's. great happy hour too.
project199x t1_j9k6wkm wrote
I mean in the sense of using the word jawn. Nobody uses jawn like that. And I mean no one that I know who uses it like that. It's just jawn. Like "hand me that jawn right there" or "u see that jawn" .. I have never heard anyone say "I'm going to the Rita's jawn"... "I'm going to a pizza jawn", imma "temple jawn" it doesn't even make sense. It's more like "I'm putting these jawns on a pizza", "hand me that jawn over there" I get what ur saying in proper English terms but this is a slang term.. people are just misusing it, where it's just becoming beyond cringe. Once the masses get a hold of things that have been around since my parents were little and probably before that, they end up ruining the shit.
ALSO ANYONE NATIVE FROM PHILLY DOES NOT CALL THEMSELVES A "JAWN" TF?
sjm320 t1_j9ke6s1 wrote
Pete's Famous is great.
Adam__B t1_j9kei9u wrote
I know, the crust is so amazing. It’s kinda in the Goldilocks zone between a pan pizza and a thin NYC style, so it’s the best of both worlds.
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dotcom-jillionaire t1_j9kq8s8 wrote
SLAY QUEEN! facts.
JWTowsonU t1_j9kvll4 wrote
The new signs he has out say “Youse hurt?”
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Brahette OP t1_j9mcfmv wrote
They used to have pretty decent food, I would get mussels pretty regularly. Last time I was there it seemed all my favorites were no longer on the menu
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starstar420 t1_j9te6sk wrote
why? you’re not absolutely sure you want pizza at 6pm three weeks from now?
PHL852 t1_j9zh172 wrote
Agenlo’s and Pizzatta are good if not their own styles. Paulie Gee’s is also good and closest to a NY classic pie. Pizza Jawn was terrible last time I tried it.
uptown_gargoyle t1_j9g60ro wrote
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