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UnitGhidorah t1_j9c8ht5 wrote

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.

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SmileFirstThenSpeak t1_j9f0uqe wrote

You should keep it in your nightstand drawer, like the rest of us civilized people!

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SmileFirstThenSpeak t1_j9avwvk wrote

It's parked on the yellow - only there long enough to unload.

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lonetravellr t1_j9bpcw7 wrote

I guess they gave up on recycling too

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SirBobsonDugnutt t1_j9dj68g wrote

It's reduce, REUSE, recycle. Still time to clean it up. Waste not, want not.

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blue-and-bluer t1_j9cy3uo wrote

If you are cold, they are cold. Bring them inside!

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uptown_gargoyle OP t1_j9arffs wrote

Kingsessing Rec Center, although I don't think this is the sort of recreation they had in mind

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JFKs_Burner_Acct t1_j9cgdqm wrote

Quick grab that! Inflation prices have me desperate

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JohnDerek57 t1_j9d4oa5 wrote

This could be a Jergens ad

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djjsear t1_j9csqtc wrote

What events had to unfold to get to this?

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uptown_gargoyle OP t1_j9cwx7k wrote

idk but if you search the sub for "dildo" you'll find that this has happened at least like 5 times previously

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marianne215 t1_j9bt559 wrote

Was that by the Oregon diner? I heard someone dropped something very valuable there a few weeks ago.

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explorewithdora t1_j9dpv81 wrote

This feels like a sign not to text my ex. Nice

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