Submitted by uptown_gargoyle t3_117aeoh in philadelphia
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UnitGhidorah t1_j9c8ht5 wrote
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.
SmileFirstThenSpeak t1_j9f0uqe wrote
You should keep it in your nightstand drawer, like the rest of us civilized people!
SmileFirstThenSpeak t1_j9avwvk wrote
It's parked on the yellow - only there long enough to unload.
Allemaengel t1_j9brr3o wrote
No stopping or standing [erect] allowed there.
lonetravellr t1_j9bpcw7 wrote
I guess they gave up on recycling too
SirBobsonDugnutt t1_j9dj68g wrote
It's reduce, REUSE, recycle. Still time to clean it up. Waste not, want not.
blue-and-bluer t1_j9cy3uo wrote
If you are cold, they are cold. Bring them inside!
MongolianCluster t1_j9axkzo wrote
I was expecting a picture of the guy that honks the horn the instant the light changes.
ollie149 t1_j9ba0i3 wrote
Who downvoted you? Anyone who does that is a total dildo
Turbulent-Adagio-541 t1_j9cu7y0 wrote
Stick it on his roof
uptown_gargoyle OP t1_j9arffs wrote
Kingsessing Rec Center, although I don't think this is the sort of recreation they had in mind
Raecino t1_j9dnp5e wrote
Or is it…?
JFKs_Burner_Acct t1_j9cgdqm wrote
Quick grab that! Inflation prices have me desperate
Republican_Wet_Dream t1_j9ce6hc wrote
Nature is healing!
JohnDerek57 t1_j9d4oa5 wrote
This could be a Jergens ad
djjsear t1_j9csqtc wrote
What events had to unfold to get to this?
uptown_gargoyle OP t1_j9cwx7k wrote
idk but if you search the sub for "dildo" you'll find that this has happened at least like 5 times previously
marianne215 t1_j9bt559 wrote
Was that by the Oregon diner? I heard someone dropped something very valuable there a few weeks ago.
_mynameisclarence t1_j9ddnzf wrote
Looks like it has seen some shit
explorewithdora t1_j9dpv81 wrote
This feels like a sign not to text my ex. Nice
longdrive20 t1_j9en3tz wrote
Street meat
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pm_your_masterpiece t1_j9drceo wrote
Been a while, slappers be slackin'
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polarbearlopez t1_j9gfwi9 wrote
It's a Philadelphia thing
phillyEMdoc t1_j9gkl5n wrote
Wow
TheFAPnetwork t1_j9aye52 wrote
Dat jawn ashy af